Hogwarts: Harry Returns from Dragon-Slaying

Harry never imagined that, before entering the world of magic, he would first find himself in a world where dragons wielded authority and mixed-bloods fought with drawn blades, bathing in blood. After taking part in several dragon-slaying battles, he returned to Hogwarts and found Voldemort looking downright sweet and lovable. Ron: “Mate, is our Lumos really the same spell?” Hermione: “Harry, what's your next idea for designing magical machinery? A magic pistol that can cast Unforgivable Curses?” Hagrid: “Harry, don't scare my adorable little dragons... Every time you show up, they huddle like chicks!” Professor McGonagall: “Mr. Potter, your proposed changes to the rules of Quidditch have injected tremendous new vitality into this great sport!” Professor Dumbledore: “It seems you've had an adventure greater than death... Whenever you're ready to talk about it, I'll be glad to listen, Harry.” Daily Prophet reporter: “Mr. Potter, you led us in clearing the gloom from the Wizarding World, sweeping away Voldemort and the darkness behind him. Could you tell us how you managed to travel such a dark and lonely road?” Harry said softly, “The path I follow has no particular name. Freedom and kindness, courage and gentleness, are my map, so I don't believe the long night is coming. The torch has always been in my hands.” Voldemort, thrashing wildly inside his coffin: “He's a liar! Have you ever seen a kind person hurl dozens of bizarre, ridiculous spells at me in a row?” (You don't need to know the original Dragon Raja novels to enjoy this book.)