I Am Shen Gongbao, the Best Old Man in the World.

[If you do one good deed a day, your merits will be immeasurable. As long as you accumulate good deeds, you will be rewarded] Do good deeds, are you kidding me? Who in the world doesn't know that I, Shen Gongbao, is cunning, jealous, paranoid, and vengeful, good at deceiving people and sowing dissension, so how can I accumulate virtue and do good deeds? [Do good deeds for one day and you will get a peace of mind flower] [Do good deeds for a hundred years, and you will receive three drops of Golden Crow Essence and Blood] [Do good deeds for thousands of years, and you will obtain the twelve-grade reincarnation purple lotus] [Do good deeds for a million years, and you will obtain the innate treasure Chaos Clock] Shen Gongbao: "From now on, please call me the best old man in the world!"