Writing Jokes to Stay Alive? The Emperors All Lose It

Ning An is terminally ill. As he lies on the brink of death, the Strongest History Jokester System successfully binds to him.

Historical joke #1: In the thirteenth year of Hongwu, Empress Ma is old and has lost her beauty, while her family’s powerful connections have been wiped out.

Why aren’t the consorts joining forces, fighting openly and covertly to seize her position as empress and pave the way for their own families?

Top comment #1: From then on, Hongwu had only the Empress Defamation Case and the Four Hongwu Cases.

Top comment #2: I suggest a body-double romance. Keep a flatbread on you at all times, and when you see Old Zhu, make sure to pull it out from your chest.

Historical joke #2: Three times he tried to restore the Han, and all came to nothing. The chancellor wept at Wuzhang Plains. But if the Grand General of Heavenly Strategies had replaced Liu Shan, could Heaven’s mandate have remained with the Han?

Top comment #1: Watch closely, Father Chancellor. I’ll demonstrate only once. There are only enough of them over there for me to demonstrate once.

Top comment #2: The chancellor wept over the Memorial on Sending Out the Troops: “The late emperor founded the state, but died before his cause was complete. The young lord’s father sacrificed himself to Heaven, and in an instant, the young lord became a fierce tiger.”

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Reading these historical jokes, the ancient emperors collectively lost it.