Xiu Xian: Players Are Very Abstract, but Fortunately I Am Too

Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, Lin Xiu inherited a ruined sect and awakened the natural disaster system at the beginning, which can summon players from another world. As a result, the entire world of cultivating immortals has gone wrong! Scene 1 Alchemy of other sects: hand rubbing Players make alchemy: psychic drone irrigation, magic cultivator picking, and assembly line alchemy all-in-one Watching the demon cultivator singing "Labor is the Most Glorious" while picking, the other sects fell silent. Who is the demon cultivator? Scene 2 What should I do if I can't wield a sword before reaching the golden elixir stage and want to rush on my way? Didi Yujian is at your service! Aboriginal: "Master, are you flying in the wrong direction?" Player: "Oh, sorry, I drank too much and didn't pay attention." Aboriginal: "!!!?" Scene 3 What should we do if the old monks die in such a disgraceful manner? Hospice is at your service! Deluxe package: BGM + flashing special effects (five hundred high-grade spiritual stones) Ultimate package: One hundred players create a mysterious funeral for you (price negotiable) Scene 4 For the sake of spiritual veins, players forced to demolish the retreat place of the hidden ancestor. Player: "Your cave is illegally built." The ancestor was extremely angry: "Is it illegal to build underground?" Scene 5 In order to solve the problem of South-to-North Water Diversion. Player: "Drain the South China Sea and connect the pipeline directly! What!? The Dragon King doesn't agree? Just install a water meter for him and he will be honest!" Dragon King: "Bandit! I have to pay my water bill even if it rains!?" … Many years later, Lin Xiu looked at the "Xuantianmen Listing Plan" in his hand and fell into deep thought... "Players are abstract, and luckily so am I."