Trending Soon: The Dating-Show Firebrand Unleashes Her Full Fury!

Chen Yang never imagined that making a million would be this easy. All he had to do was be himself!

And being himself meant arguing with everyone, even if it ruined him financially.

A handsome guy dances hip-hop and sets the crowd alight. A beautiful celebrity sings rock, and everyone gets fired up!

Chen Yang is unimpressed. He picks an argument when there’s something to argue about, and even when there isn’t.

“Hip-hop? The big yellow dog in my village can wiggle around like that.”

“Rock? I shake around on my balcony every morning when I wake up.”

“What! You want me to give it a try? So I can’t criticize a refrigerator unless I know how to make it cold myself?”

Seeing everyone seething with anger, Chen Yang worried their fans might throw a sack over his head one day, so he reluctantly went up and danced a little.

Then the trending topic became: Argumentative Guy Wows the Crowd! What Is Space Dance?

The beautiful celebrity asked him to come up and shake it, and Chen Yang grumbled before reluctantly dancing to a song.

Suddenly, he was trending again: Is This the Two Shakes on the Balcony Every Morning That the Argumentative Guy Was Talking About?