Journey to the West: I Have Spent a Lot of Time and Money, and Have No Intention of Worshiping the Buddha

The wine and meat have passed through my intestines, and the Buddha's heart has not been retained. I have no intention to worship the Buddha! What is great kindness and compassion? As the saying goes, if a person does not do it for himself, heaven will destroy him and the earth will be destroyed. People are Buddhas. When it comes to compassion, you must know how to adapt. Compassionate Bodhisattva: "How brave, little monk Xu Qingfeng, you actually ignored the Buddhist rules and sent him to the eighteenth level of hell!" Jade Emperor: "No, I want Xu Qingfeng to be useful." Buddha: "As a disciple of Buddhism, does he have Buddha in his heart?" Xu Qingfeng: "No, you don't have the slightest sense of existence. You teach that the six elements are all empty, but the upper level of Buddhism is not driven by greed. They are still busy in the Buddhist world, working like cattle and horses, chanting and copying scriptures. You are tired to death. You say that form is emptiness, emptiness is form, it is all bullshit, and Buddha also needs love!" Buddha: "You..." "I want to eat fast and fast all day long. I want to eat meat, I want to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, and I want a woman. Love is great! Not to mention, who is the woman you hold and sleep in your room every day? Excuse me?" Buddha: "..." "It's impossible for the six elements to be empty. A Buddha must have seven emotions and six desires! Isn't that what the upper echelons of your Buddhist sect do? But you dare not show it to the world. I only do this to make Buddhism legitimate." Buddha: "Kill Xu Qingfeng!" Hehe, it's impossible to kill me. I have the ability to reproduce, so you can't kill me! The Jade Emperor had an idea in mind and asked Xu Qingfeng to get Taoist scriptures. After Xu Qingfeng learned about it, didn't he want to travel east? Learning from the opposite direction? Jade Emperor: "We are sworn brothers of the opposite sex, and let you take the purple dragon into your body." Xu Qingfeng: "Brother Yu." "Brother Jade~" Patriarch Bodhi: "Everything has a definite destiny."