Fairy Tail: I'm Not the Scariest Mage

Client: “President, President, Natsu and Erza, the ones you recommended, really are strong, but they’re still too forceful. Do you have any recommendations for a Mage who’s both gentler and powerful?” Makarov: “We do, dear client, we do. Fairy Tail has a Mage who’s both cheerful and witty, and mature and dependable “He’s the handsome young man who tops Sorcerer Weekly’s Best Boyfriend list, a powerful and gentle S-Class Mage, and a gifted yet humble artist. “His name is Bolinlia A. O. Moneta, and he wields the mysterious magic of photo editing. “Whatever the commission, no matter how demanding, he’ll see it through to perfection! “Bolinlia, come here for a moment.” The client’s eyes lit up, her pretty face turning red. “Mr. Bolinlia, I have a commission that requires you to travel for a month. Afterward, I’ll pay you ten times your fee, and ten months later, I’ll give you a child.” Makarov and Bolinlia: “Lᓖ뮤”