Fairy Tail: The Clow Card Shopkeeper

Aiji transmigrates to the Fairy Tail world, with the greatest dream of living an ordinary life from beginning to end.

That is, until he obtains a set of Clow Cards.

"Why am I a magical girl?! System, say something!"

The System gives no response.

He opens a magic-item shop in Magnolia, selling all kinds of rather questionable products.

For example, a barrel that makes water taste like wine, a magic pen that writes apology letters automatically, and anti-hair-loss magic robes.

At first, only Cana and Mira drop by regularly. But before long, half the guild is coming here. Thanks to them, the little shop's sales skyrocket. Still, Aiji can't help feeling that something is off.

Until one day, Makarov pushes open the door. "Aiji, turn this place into a Fairy Tail branch."

"What?!"

"My kids come here every day. If you don't change it, I'll just move in too."

Aiji looks back at Natsu and Gray roughhousing in the backyard, then at Cana drinking straight from a barrel on the counter, and finally at Makarov, who looks completely serious.

"How is this my fault..."