Great Sage, Tathagata, I Beg You to Settle the Account

"My grandson guarantees that the Heavenly Court is clean and honest. The one million kilograms of elixir in Tushita Palace was taken by my grandson. There is absolutely no such thing as corruption. I am a brick in the heavenly palace. I can move it wherever needed. It is my lifelong wish to join the Buddhist sect. I am absolutely loyal to the Tathagata! I will bear the blame!" Sun Xiaosheng said righteously to the reporter of the Tang Dynasty. "My grandson reported with his real name that there is definitely corruption in heaven. Back then, I held a brick and fought all the way from Nantianmen to Tushita Palace, and emptied the palace of one million kilograms of elixirs. Did you see the pile of bags on Tathagata's head? I took the picture with a brick!" Datang Daily reported. "Monkey, why did you tell the truth?!" The Jade Emperor and Tathagata looked at the reports in their hands and were dumbfounded!