Who Let Him Become a Goalkeeper!

The most annoying thing is this kind of football article about the goalkeeper winning the golden boot. Who will guard the goal if you win the Golden Boot? Are your teammates still motivated? You fight 11 people on the other side.

I just want to know how the author convinced himself to write such a "brainful" novel. Was it forced by life? Or is it the master's mission?

Occasionally when the goalkeeper is injured, you can come and support him. Otherwise, if you score goals every day but don't keep goalkeeper, which forward and center would like to team up with you, wouldn't they all become useless teammates? If you score so many goals, the forward coach will have to be laid off. It's even more outrageous than those football articles where the head coach personally plays football

It's so stupid. The protagonist in Chapter 18 is actually willing to trade his scrapped condition for Real Madrid to win a game.

No, can you write about football? If you can't write well, don't write it. The goalkeeper gets the golden boot and a hat-trick? Isn't this simply outrageous? You are a goalkeeper, not a striker, so I would think you are a science fiction footballer.

Did this guy apply his basketball skills to football? Start with a steal from the backboard and hit the other side's backboard, then another dunk? Otherwise, this logic doesn't make sense.

A goalkeeper of 1.74 Meters has basically zero goal-line skills, and he still needs to score goals. What you mean is to control the ball throughout the field and not be intercepted, otherwise the opponent will hit the goal🥵 There is also a possibility, to improve the goalkeeper's skills to a certain level, and then steal the ball from the backcourt with full-level skills. This is basically possible, but this kind of thing only needs to be intercepted once. It makes my heart feel uncomfortable when I read this, and it is even more absurd in reality.

It's not like basketball, which is a small field. A football field is about 110 meters long. If the goalkeeper wins the Golden Boot, then who will guard your goal? Real Madrid's midfielder is worth over 100 million euros and has an annual salary of tens of millions of euros. He shouldn't commit seppuku on the spot. After all, a football player's position can be changed. Since your offensive attributes are so strong, why don't you change your position and play in the frontcourt?

But I feel that the author is Luo Hei, but it doesn't matter, as long as he doesn't lick Messi, he can be as bad as he wants. I'm not a Luo fan, I'm just a passerby. It doesn't matter who you insult, but licking Yosi is too much. Don't say that the Gouba organizer cheated him so he won't play. It's understandable that he won't play. What's the reason for being so shameless and ignoring the fans with his hands in his pockets? Are fans being tricked? Fans didn't buy tickets? He didn't take a dime? If you don't go on stage, at least interact. No need to wash

Don't read this book as a football article, this is an urban pretentious article. It's not because I have a reader base before and I can't start writing. The first chapters are trying to dissuade readers.