Hogwarts’ Ninth-Year Student

Xisufusi’s life at Hogwarts was anything but ordinary, and unlike anything in the school’s thousand-year history. A year and a half after enrolling, he was sent back to the factory for a rebuild. He returned still a first-year. He thought he could coast along, take it easy, and graduate without a hitch. Then he’d become a professor, become headmaster, and reach the peak of life. But will someone tell me! Why is Merlin still alive? Why are there no Horcruxes, yet the noseless monster still can’t be killed! Why is the main quest called “Restore the Glory of Britain”? Why is my graduation thesis titled “How to Properly Kill a Demigod”? Seriously, nobody told me about any of this! Why is this Hogwarts life simulator so hard to play?