Naruto: But I'm Not a Ninja at All

“Hey, Guang, you’re not serious, are you? You’re quitting being a ninja?” “Could I be any more serious? Of course I am.” “But everyone sees you as their idol!” “An idol? I’ve never tried that line of work, but I’m not interested. Wouldn’t it be better to just live a simple life?” In life, the first great turning point is the amniotic fluid, especially in the ninja world, where bloodlines determine your potential! After accidentally reincarnating in the ninja world, Akimichi Guang witnessed the horrors of the Nine-Tails’ attack when he was six months old and quietly made a decision: Since things have come to this, let’s eat first! Ahem, just kidding. He made a decision: once peace returned to the ninja world, he would quit being a ninja. But the headache was that his “talent (cheat)” didn’t seem all that impressive! What a frustrating problem! And so, an Akimichi who wasn’t fat, armed with a baffling random “talent,” began a new life in the ninja world. Just so we’re clear, everything he does is in pursuit of his ultimate achievement: retiring as a ninja. And so the story begins...