Naruto: The Uchiha Man in His Thirties Can't Get It Up

“Ding! The Host has reached the age of thirty. The System is about to activate. Confirm activation...?” “No, no, no, no!!!!!!!” “Strong aversion detected from the Host. The System is entering cooldown. Complete missions to unlock it. As a cooldown penalty, the Host’s age will remain fixed at thirty...” “????????” In the Hokage world, year two of Konoha, Madara Uchiha was about to leave the village when a curly-haired man stopped him. Madara Uchiha’s expression softened. “Cousin, you don’t need to talk me out of it. I’ve made up my mind to leave.” “Cousin, it’s best to travel with a little extra money. There’s not much I can do to help, but take these things with you. Don’t let yourself go without when you’re away from home.” Uchiha Gin pressed a storage scroll into his younger cousin’s hands and waved goodbye through his tears. Several years later, after capturing the Nine-Tails, Madara Uchiha opened the scroll his cousin had given him while taking a break. He stared at the mountains of gold bricks and several ninja tools he had never seen before, lost in thought. Keywords: little stories from the Warring States period, way too much imagination, unconventional Hokage fanfiction, an overabundance of tokusatsu, off-the-charts OOC, a System story where the System has been banned... This book is also known as “I Glitched the System and Became Immortal in the Ninja World” and “A Centenarian Is Forced to Join the Fourth Shinobi World War.”