Wukong Gets a Dark Rewrite, Bajie Becomes a Spy, and Sha Seng Is Invincible

The Celestial Court shattered. Sha Wujing stood high above the Ninth Heaven and challenged the Jade Emperor.

“Wondering what happens when you eat Tang Sanzang's flesh? I'll show you right now.”

“Quick, summon the Tathagata!” the Jade Emperor shouted.

“Your Majesty, the Tathagata has already been destroyed.”

In that life, Sha Wujing ate Tang Sanzang's flesh.

Time flew by. After nine cycles of reincarnation, the strongest pilgrimage party ever arrived at the Flowing Sand River.

The strongest Wukong, nicknamed Kakarot.

The strongest Tang Sanzang, nicknamed Kurama.

The strongest Little White Dragon had given up his good looks. He'd gone bald, but that only made him stronger.

The strongest Bajie ruled the Three Thousand Weak Waters and wielded a Devil Fruit.

And yet these so-called strongest were no match for him.

In the tenth life, the pilgrimage party came again. Sha Wujing hovered above the water, looking down at them.

Wukong walked up and offered him a cigarette. “Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the chosen pilgrim, and I bring in two billion a day. Boss Zhang has spared no expense this time. The rest of the journey will be smooth sailing. Boss Sha, how about trying a different way of life? Leave the Flowing Sand River and see the world?”