
What Do You Mean, Retiring from the Underworld? I’m No Crime Boss
什么金盆洗手,我又不是龙头大佬
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Why do Hong Kong crosstalk novels nowadays always have to feature one person fighting ten triads? Camel's line about joining triads being all about making money is misleading; in these novels, might makes right. Even someone as strong as Axe Jun was driven to his death within two years, ultimately crushed by the Wo Shing Wo triad's money. If you truly cut off everyone's livelihood, the only way out is to be beaten to death.
Ever since Guan Zu became famous, competitors have swarmed onto this topic like locusts!
Goodbye, Jianghu
When I first read this article, I was working at a state-owned enterprise that I joined after graduation. At that time, I just felt good and thought it was a way to pass the time. However, life is full of disappointments, and I was laid off this March. I was laid off for five months and fell into a deep slump.
The protagonist is Liu Bei reincarnated.
The protagonist foresaw everything, but made no preparations whatsoever. If you encounter trouble, pray to Guan Yu, and he'll solve it instantly. —Are you Liu Bei reincarnated?
I was originally planning to watch it. Then I remembered a saying: "To mainland China, Hong Kong triads are a joke. They're just local bullies." So I decided not to watch it anymore. 🤭
If you don't understand Cantonese, reading it is very tiring and greatly affects the reading experience. I suggest using Mandarin instead.
This is too over-the-top. Before, they could cover up the fight between the mainland and the mainland's pro-democracy activists at sea, but now they're besieging the Special Branch and trying to win over police officers to stage an uprising. This is tantamount to rebellion! Even as an ordinary person, I think the protagonist deserves to die. Even with some kind of cheat code, it doesn't make sense.
Damn, the rest is all fighting and killing. I thought it would have a broader scope and include more business drama.
Okay, okay, so you're going to write a book in dialect, huh?
The whole thing is filled with dialects; it's giving me a headache and my head is buzzing. Anyone who can stand reading it, go ahead and try. 😒😒😒
It has to be said
Although female-free novels are rampant on Qidian, it's already very difficult for Hong Kong crossover novels to find female-free ones.