I, Zhuge Liang, Walk Through the Heavens to Help the Han Dynasty

My name is Li Liang, and I traveled through time and became Zhuge Liang. You ask where the real Kong Ming went, how do I know? He only left me a bag of tips, so I opened it and took a look. It says: I am Kong Ming, a party wanderer. I am happy here and don't want to go home. As compensation, I awakened the walking system of the heavens, and started with double A of power and speed! Look at the many world entrances and system rewards on the panel. I turned over. Today's Longzhong is very noisy. The boy told me that there was a black-faced man outside who planned to set fire to my thatched cottage... Zhang Fei: I will never forget that at sunset that day, my husband held my neck three feet off the ground and told me that the weather was dry and things were dry, so be careful with the candles. Kong Ming: Xuande! Pick up Adou, pick up Adou. Zhou Yu: I lied to you. It was his boxing style on Chibi that day. Sima Yi: Do you think I can't see that this is an empty city plan? Kong Ming evacuated the people, obviously to open fire. If we don't run away, there will be no corpses left. Liu Chan: Xiangfu, isn't it the Northern Expedition? Why come back from the south? Zhuge Liang: Pierced. Cao Thief: Western girls have blond hair and blue eyes, big breasts and fat buttocks. Gu is very fond of her. If Hua Rongdao hadn't been given guidance by Mr. Kong Ming, Gu would have conquered Rome and established the huge Cao Wei Empire. Sun Quan: The whole world is not the land of the king, and the shores of the land are all Han subjects. Only ships flying our Han flag are allowed to sail on this sea! ... Li Liang had no time to pay attention to this. When he opened his eyes, he heard the people around him shouting: "Commander, the Huanggutun Station is just ahead."