Doomsday: Bro, Lend Me Your Goddess to Boost My Happiness

The apocalypse survival game has arrived, but Chen Jun isn't worried.

He has the Happiness Points System.

He'll rack up Happiness Points and get ahead of everyone else, enjoying the apocalypse in style.

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[You have activated the Happiness Points System. Improving your shelter's comfort and security level can increase your Happiness Points.]

[Congratulations! Your luck is through the roof. You obtained the rare [Low-Quality Security Door]. Your sense of security is through the roof, and your daily base Happiness Points increase by 10.]

Chen Jun was speechless.

The world's ending, and you're talking to me about happiness?

What good are Happiness Points?

[Happiness Points can be used to upgrade shelters, facilities, equipment, attribute points, and more…]

[The [Low-Quality Security Door] can be upgraded to an [Iron-Filled Security Door]. Happiness Points required: 300.]

[The [Ordinary Kettle] can be upgraded to a [Water Purifier] (produces 50 milliliters of purified water per hour). Happiness Points required: 1,000.]

“?”

“System, I'm really happy. How about giving me some extra Happiness Points?”

[Host, please do things that make you happy. No freeloading.]

“Things that make me happy?”

[You have released a large amount of dopamine. Happiness Points +20.]

[You have spotted a woman with stunning looks and a great figure, rated exceptionally highly. Before the apocalypse, she would commonly have been called a goddess. Making a meal together with her will earn you 100 Happiness Points. We recommend you go for it.]

“?”

“That counts?”

“Apartment 520, Safe Zone 076. Plenty of food, a soft king-size bed, a top-tier security door. Seeking one woman to join me. (If you know, you know. Freeloaders, keep out.)”

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“Bro, your goddess is gorgeous. Mind letting me earn some Happiness Points with her?”