Winning Over Her Majesty the Empress

An Empress forced into marriage? A bride who fell from the sky? Chen Wang is furious. The Empress isn't even there on their wedding night! "System, what are the odds I can sneak into the Empress's room and spend the night with her?" "After assessing the Host's current abilities, the chance of successfully sneaking into the Empress's room is 1%. If the Host acts recklessly, the odds are... 90%..." "!!!! System, help me sneak in. From now on, if you tell me to go east, I won't go west!" "Is the Host sure?" "Only an idiot would turn this down!" "After assessment, the chance of the Host being slapped to death by the Empress is 90%... Preparing to teleport..." "Wait! System, I don't think there's any need to rush into winning the Empress over. Let's take it slow... even slower..." "After assessment, the Host is a normal man, not an idiot." Chen Wang: "A-ba-ba-ba..." System: "..."