Believe in Me, and Become My Fan

Following is conversion, likes are offerings of incense, fans are believers, and reposts are spreading the faith. Brainwashed fans? I will not allow you to call my devout followers that. Donations? What do you mean, donations? That’s incense money. The top donor? Those who offer the first incense can receive this honored one’s blessing. A blessing? Fine. I’ll have the lucky fairy under my command livestream a little borderline content just for you. Also known as The True Immortal of the Internet; The Social Network of a Certain Cthulhu; Boys Need to Protect Themselves; Cultivation on the Edge; Cyber Daoism