You Call This an Ultraman Universe?

[Ultraman Multiverse] [The Fourth Calamity] [Monster Hunters] Also known as: “Stuck on This Little Blue Planet, I’m an Ultraman Dev with a Terrible Plan!” and “Ultraman Taro, Turn Yourself In to the Joint Government!” On a little blue planet that may or may not be the real thing, billions of players have become the Fourth Calamity. Daigu: First of all, I’m not your tool for chopping off monsters’ horns and smashing their heads, and I don’t want to fight the Black Dragon! Players: We found a Sparrowhawk! It wants to come home with us! Shin: Retired Ace Pilot Cheng: You’re adopting people now, too? Me, Ultraman Dream, everyone’s favorite: You’re not the only one! Everyone at Alchemy Star: Yeah, yeah, exactly! Ultraman: The glass in the Science Patrol headquarters isn’t for sale. Not at any price! Leo: You turned a Jeep into a transport vehicle. Are you players in your right minds? Astra: My leg ring is gone. Leo Nii-san, any idea what happened to it? Seven: The Ice Axe can’t be smashed into crafting materials like the leg ring. You can’t turn it into a Longsword, and you can’t keep borrowing it to use as a Great Sword and poke the ground! Ace: The Guillotine isn’t for carving up Super Beasts while they’re alive. Sure, Super Beasts can’t feel pain, but you players are taking things way too far! Jack: Balsam doesn’t drop crafting materials. Ultraman hasn’t been hoarding them! Zero: My head darts aren’t dual-wielded Longswords, and I’m not lending them out! I’m not giving you a back rub! Belial: You’re saying my head is a limited-edition musical Longsword called Dusk? Humans, don’t push your luck! Hikari: The Land of Light’s Science and Technology Development Bureau isn’t a limited-edition fantasy workshop. Stop coming here to gamble for talismans! Years later, faced with the chaos across the Ultraman multiverse, the Land of Light’s five-star critic, Ultraman Taku, offered his assessment: “Tsk, that’s what you get for playing Longsword!” Taro: Damn it, other me! Give Toru back!