Damn, I've Landed in the Trashy Book I Wrote

The backend is really not that good. Wherever he goes, where does he show off?

You are at the door of the prince, asking for something from someone, and here you are, using obscene words to tease his maid? I said earlier that my young master has no brains and can't control his mouth. You can't control your own mouth either? Aren't you afraid that someone will chop you down?

Oh my gosh, I didn't realize until now that you were the little shepherd boy who read with you. I read your "Guide to Surviving the Earth" when I was in junior high school and it was still serialized at that time. I didn't finish it. After 7 years, when I was in college, I was attracted by your writing style again. Only now, I realized that someone mentioned your old book, and I realized that I am also an old book fan.

The more you look at it, the more disgusted you feel. As a modern person, who the hell taught you to pat other women's butts?

I don't understand how the protagonist, an idiot like me, drank and misbehaved and acted like a dog. Later, he finally got a little better by plagiarizing poems through plug-ins. However, he didn't learn his lesson. He talked about how he wanted to become Zhao Gao step by step, but ended up offending the princess for a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, making him look like a crackpot.

Why do you bring a bottle of oil when you are so awesome? What's more, he is guilty of being a nanny. You are just a time traveler with bullshit feelings.

Come on, Shennong, what do you think of this book?

It's boring. In this kind of feudal ancient times, you want a young woman to build a huge family fortune? ? Your brain is flooded, you think this is the modern order, you are being infiltrated every minute, Besides pretending to be cool, you have nothing to do all day long, and you don't have any strategic vision at all.

I've just read a few chapters, forget about Spring River and Moonlight Night, but there are a lot of things in the preface to Prince Teng's Pavilion that are related to Wang Bo's banquet at that time, right? The change of the name of the old county in Yuzhang to Hongzhou in the "Hongdu New Prefecture" was a matter of the Tang Dynasty "The governor Yan Gong's elegant look is far away, and the halberd is far away; Yuwen Xinzhou's Yi Fan, the curtain is temporarily stationed" "The soaring dragon raises the phoenix, Meng Xueshi's poetry; the purple lightning and green frost, the general Wang's "Arsenal" These were all the people at the banquet at that time "The king of the family is the boss, and the road is famous." This is Wang Bo's itinerary "She gave up her hairpin and wat for a hundred years, and used it for thousands of miles at dawn and dusk" refers to Wang Bo's trip to Guangdong to find his father without taking any fame. Does the protagonist also have his parents? "One word is a poem, all four rhymes are complete" refers to the poem written by Wang Bo after the preface

Why are Tongzi's books so good? Because of logic, not just the protagonist, but every character who has a role, his actions are logical. Each character performs various actions based on his position. So it's very comfortable to watch. In addition to logic, Tongzi also adds some emotion to it, which makes it more comfortable. , This book is not good, I don't know what to say... Why don't you go read Tang San's book? Happy grudges, whoever is dissatisfied will be dealt with by canceling their account 😁 I guess that suits you quite well.