Mama Bear Protects Her Cubs and Face-Slaps the Worst of Them

At twenty-nine, Song Nian was forced to go on a blind date. Before she could even show off her unhinged ranting skills, she was so exasperated she choked to death. Not only did she transmigrate to a poor, remote village in an unfamiliar dynasty, but she also became a married peasant woman with five children. To top it all off, she faced an attempted murder by her supposedly dead husband's concubine and bullying from the villagers... “Well, well! Other people have mouths for talking and eating. How'd you lot manage to use yours to spew shit?!” “Wow, that's quite a sight.” “Still got shit in your mouths? If you don't, this old lady can top you up.” With that, Song Nian grabbed a chamber pot and began flinging its contents wildly. Shit and piss flew everywhere, and the stench was unbearable. People all around screamed and scrambled back. A passing prince was unfortunately caught in the crossfire. Disgusted yet intrigued, he remarked, “Who would have thought the world could produce such a... remarkable woman? Truly astonishing.”