After I Stopped Doing Dog Licking, My Mental State Was Much Better.

"Chen Yuanzhe, what are the three years you were good to me?" "I'm in trouble." "Then what are the memories between us?" "You have a good memory." "What do you mean by those vows of eternal love?" "Count it as an idiom." "Then what does my contribution count?" "Count it as social practice." "Hey! You..."