Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World

Yesterday I dreamed that I was at war. I didn't feel anything at first, until I saw an Ultramarine, and I gave him the Sky Eagle Salute, and suddenly I felt something was wrong. I felt like I was in Warhammer 40k, so I was so scared that I woke up 😓

This is a 40K book that can be enjoyed except for apocrypha

Malcador bowed humbly to the Emperor: The banquet has begun... Your Majesty. All the high lords: I wish your majesty may you be as blessed as the East Sea and live longer than the Southern Mountains Horus pushed open the door arrogantly and walked towards the center of the banquet with great force. The guards behind him pushed a cart, on which countless documents of allegiance to the governor of the planet were neatly packed. Horus picked up the pile of documents and threw them to the banquet. At the meeting table: I wish my father that today will come true every year, and all my wishes will come true Emperor: Thank you... Come, let's drink a toast! The emperor drank the wine in the golden wine glass in one sip and said: I have been unifying the empire for the past two years, and the happiest thing is to see you stand out. I am honored to have sons like you. The Great Expedition is in full swing and progressing day by day. I have to do a big thing recently and I can no longer command you. I plan to choose a "war commander". What do you think? Horus: Many "Rogue Traders" support me, including "Sector Governors". Emperor: So you must be running for election? Fugen poured red wine for Horus and said to everyone gently: The eldest brother is the son of the First Returned. He has conquered the most territory for the empire and has contributed to the empire. Please help. Ryan Johnson: You were just the first one to start the Great Crusade. Those who didn't know it thought you had killed and unified the galaxy. Emperor: Everyone has done something for the Empire, everyone has done their best. Horus: So what if we tried our best? Laoti was boring before! The most important thing is whether you have the strength! Father, do you support me as a war commander? The emperor said unequivocally: There are so many people supporting you, it's enough without me. Horus looked around at all the brothers: I will definitely come out to run for office and see who is strong enough. Hogg turned a deaf ear and ate at the banquet regardless of his image. He even activated his true form. The plate beside him reached the dome of the banquet hall. Emperor: Hogg, you are rich and powerful, and you have great opportunities. Hogg worked with his head covered without raising his head: I'm just doing business. Emperor: As a Warmaster, your logistics business will be more prosperous. Hogg raised his head and looked at Zhuangson and Horus and said: As a war master, you have to take care of your brothers. You can't charge courier fees and have to give discounts. It's quite miserable... Zhuangson and Horus smiled at each other, but their hearts were full of contempt, and then raised the full wine glass to Hogg to express their greetings. Horus: Hog, thank you for your hard work. Work hard and the empire will not let you down. Sanguinius wiped his mouth gracefully: It would be a pity not to come forward if I had the chance Perturabo said in a muffled voice: What's so great about the logistics business? Mortarion retorted: Hogg is very rich and born better than me, Barbarus. I have nothing but poison. I also wish I could be like Brother Hogg and run a logistics business so that everyone knows him! How awesome! Father, I learned from Brother Hogg in business, and now we are developing combat medicine together. Please support me, father! Emperor: Do you think I didn't let you develop? Mortarion: No, I just want to make more money Emperor: As long as I don't use psionic powers. I won't stop you from getting rich. Mortarion: Thank you, father Emperor: It's up to you, Hogg Hogg: I'll take good care of Mortarion, old lamp.

Why, here comes Shennong. When I first read the beginning, I thought the writing was quite poor. Is there a Shennong?

A book that clearly acknowledges a very simple question In a sense, all human power has never been separated from the element of violence. This was true for our ancient dynasties, and this is true for modern revolutions. The fundamental cause of the so-called revolution or rebellion is the replacement of degenerated violent groups by emerging violent groups. And in a sense, the same is true for the Legiones Astartes. In a sense, why did the Legiones Astartes flourish? The leadership of the original body, the legion system, blood ties and brotherly culture, the home world and a series of other conditions define everything. In a sense, it was precisely because of these conditions that the rebellion of the Legiones Astartes was once called impossible. Why did Dr. Astartes support the Thunder Warriors back then? Because she felt that without the original body, the Astartes would lose control But in fact, the original body and the legion organization mean that the original body that holds the legion based on its own gene seed is naturally the source of turmoil for warlords and the empire. Even if they have no ambition or desire, they can potentially cause all of this. Likewise, without the Primarch and the Legion, the Astartes would be nothing but a piece of loose sand. How much can even the best in their ranks command? For example, how many people can Meryl Astelan and other Terrans command? No matter how high his status was back then, could he be able to defeat the Terrans in the First Legion with just one word? In a sense, why were the Legiones Astartes most stable and least likely to mutiny before the return of the Primarch? Because that's what it's made of. With the return of the original body, the emergence of people from the home world and the conscription world will inevitably squeeze the Terrans into a minority group, and even in a sense, some of the original bodies will naturally weaken the influence of the Terrans. This is even more true for the cultural fission of the Astartes Legion. Why, the civil war will happen, the fundamental reason will not depend on whether Horus is Warmaster or who will. When we are based on the unshakable fundamental condition that "the targets of the Chaos Gods are all Primarchs", the question is who gets the most or the least attention. In this situation, what should the Astartes, who may have organized and concentrated the most comprehensive group of violence in human history, do? Guilliman In a sense, the answer to his Codex is simple. There is no longer a common home world for the Legion. After the disintegration, it is impossible for the Legion to form gangs of different world origins. It is also impossible for the cracks in the old legion era to appear, without the original body and legion system. They won't be a threat. Or In a sense, the rebellion during the Great Rebellion or the loyal side's rapid conquest of troops and other means have damaged the integrity of the legion itself in a sense.

Hogg: Luperkar, it's time for me to save you, let's fight Horus: Brother, you have been defeated. It is absolutely impossible for you to defeat me. I am a person who has the unsurpassable realm of the four gods. Hogg: Are you defeated? You can only win if you really kill me. Can win Horus: Brother, you still have such a strong fighting spirit Hogg: Nonsense, you have the ambition to save mankind How can you not have the fighting spirit to control that ambition Horus: But in this galaxy, powerful people will always have some factors that affect their fighting spirit. Ferrus is like this, Dorne is even more like this, impression

In the latest chapter, it feels a bit disgusting to change a man into a woman. Is there another plot like this later? Please tell me, the author, so I can leave as soon as possible (I hate sissy writing very much)

Warhammer has all the uses, but it's impossible to have fun.

It's a pretty good Warhammer fun article (although I don't know how these two things are connected). It's not as dark and dark as the average Warhammer. It has a bit of fun, the writing is acceptable, it's worth reading, and there are a lot of jokes.

A female space warrior appears in Chapter 6 🙂 If you are watching Warhammer, don't click on it.