Infant God: You Want to Make a Wish? Read and Randomly Reply

[Baby protagonist] + [Comedy] + [Fresh ideas] Chu Xuan is reborn in another world. He becomes a newborn god. In this world, gods don't grow stronger through cultivation. They rely on the incense offerings they receive when they grant other people's wishes. But what kind of wishes could a baby possibly grant? “Read it, then give a completely unrelated answer!” What? You want a sweet, soft, fragrant wife? “An anime body pillow is perfectly reasonable, right? You never said it had to be a person. How about I get you one with an animal on it instead?” What? You're an angler who wants to find a secluded fishing spot that nobody knows about, with lots of fish? “Places like that are pretty rare. Remote, with few people around. Murderers like hiding bodies there too. That's normal, isn't it?” As more and more people learn about the existence of this young god, the entire internet erupts. And Chu Xuan is in for a rough time! What? You offered a thousand incense sticks just so you'd get a five-star character when you pull? Chu Xuan reads the wish and falls completely silent. “You must be desperate!”