Journey to the West: Pulling a Prank on Taishang Laojun from the Start

Super simplified version of Fa Tian Xiang Di: local enlargement 😁

It's for the purpose of not having a female protagonist, starting from a trend of turtle men, which makes people uncomfortable 😭

From the moment the protagonist arrives at Fangcun Mountain, the quality plummets, and it feels like the book was written by a studio.

I haven't started reading it yet, but after glancing at the introduction, a strong smell of 🍅 came to my face. I hope it's not too poisonous. I recently wanted to dig through the 🍅 shit... But it turned out that I was looking for a needle in a sea of ​​shit. I didn't find the needle, but I swallowed several mouthfuls of shit.

The taste of ancient times is too strong. After all, let alone Journey to the West, all the classical gods and monsters before Huanzhu Louzhu have a basic setting, that is, magical powers and spells belong to magical powers, and martial arts and kung fu belong to martial arts and kung fu. And the power of supernatural powers and spells is stronger than martial arts, but the conditions for use are very harsh. It does not say that if the level is strong enough or the proficiency is high enough, it can be cast silently or instantaneously. Even when Sun Monkey and Guanyin Bodhisattva use some small spells, they must refrain from chanting incantations or even performing magic tricks. And some specific skills must be matched with specific magic weapons. Without the magic weapon, you will not be able to use it after practicing for tens of thousands of years. The form of expression can refer to the Marvel movie Thor, which is a very classic classical mythological combat power framework So if you really want to play the classical setting and write a Journey to the West fan, then what determines whether you can live forever or not? Are there some tricks that have little to do with combat effectiveness? For example, Sun Houhou and Yang Jian are domineering and they rely on their superb martial arts. In terms of spells, they can only be said to be adequate. But Laojun and his magic are top-notch martial arts. So when fighting Sun Monkey, it depends on the mechanism. When they are close, they will push and fight. If you can control it, then you can easily knead Sun Monkey

That's it? Brother, you can't do it. You are a weakling with short muscles and weak muscles. If you don't update the new book, it will be 180 chapters. Let the brothers have a try.

The early writing was good and interesting, but the last few chapters have been all about making jokes just for the sake of making fun of them. They are still full of old jokes, and the plot is completely useless without advancement. Forcibly lowering the character of the plot characters

It's too similar to Low Martial Arts Journey to the West, and it's not interesting anymore. Later, the layout becomes wider and wider, and there are more and more things. The magical powers are more and more powerful but the abilities are getting smaller and smaller, and the story routines are getting worse and worse. It's best if you use the four different characters to create things. It's best if you can write a good storyline. Only if Journey to the West has its own characteristics is it good to watch. What is it now? I just gave up the previous one because it became more and more boring. Now yours is also a dick.

1. How ordinary people write: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. The normal author's writing method: I stuffed two AA batteries into the somewhat worn-out flashlight. 3. How the Water God writes: Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt an uneasy feeling in my heart. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I saw that it was empty inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult decision: go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. There is no trouble in life. Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as the only old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Has anyone heard of such a thing? How could I allow something that no one had ever heard of to happen? I'm human too! I have feelings too! ! ! Just... Making a choice is really, really, hard. When I go downstairs to buy batteries, I have to put on clothes and pants, I have to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I have to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I have to be wary of meteorites in the sky; thinking about this, I am speechless. . . But if you look for it at home, my dear friends, in this age, who else still has AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma. I thought about it for almost two hours. . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my former and former girlfriends. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of problem solving, and if you have an old-fashioned flashlight that doesn't have the right center of gravity, stick the batteries in it.

It's really uncomfortable to watch this kind of setting: one day in the sky and one year in the world. The protagonist is originally about the same strength as a monkey. After being in the sky for more than ten days, he is surpassed and nothing is left. It would be better not to go to the sky. But this is the setting of the original Journey to the West. It's really uncomfortable.