The Tokyo Tiger

On the night the millennium officially began, after the end-of-century celebrations had died down, Mr. Saito Ryuichi, the King of Tokyo’s Nightlife and Guardian Deity of Kabukicho, finally agreed to his first interview. The reporter eagerly asked, “Mr. Saito Ryuichi, everyone says your success is built on living off your wife. What do you have to say about that?” “I’m not! I haven’t! Don’t go spreading rumors about my love life!” (This is a parallel world. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.)