The Grim Reaper of the Police Force: I Can See Criminality Scores

After Chen Tang was reborn, he discovered that he could see people’s crime scores. So he promptly arrested his girlfriend. From then on, he was either arresting someone or on his way to arrest someone! He bought a boxed meal and caught three robbers! He caught four friends at a friend’s birthday party! He caught five classmates at a reunion! He caught six relatives at a family dinner! He caught seven officials at an awards ceremony! His fellow officers were utterly overwhelmed. “Seriously, sir? There’s no need to be so competitive!” One leader: “Send him overseas to cause trouble!” A year later, a young dispatcher at a local police station in China received a mysterious phone call. “I’d like to ask: if I move the border marker a little farther out, would that be illegal?” “Just make sure you don’t move it the wrong way!” the dispatcher joked, then hung up. A few months later, the Third Brother stared at the border marker outside the capital and fell into deep thought. A few months after that, the same number called again. “I’d like to ask: if I steal an American aircraft carrier, would that be illegal?” “Then you’d better fill the tank first. You don’t want to run out of fuel halfway there!” the dispatcher snapped before hanging up. Six months later, someone noticed that eleven aircraft carriers had suddenly appeared at a port in the South China Sea, lined up neatly. A few years later, the same number called the dispatch office on Shuxi Road again. The dispatcher glanced at the line of bigwigs behind her, then picked up the phone with great care. The same familiar voice came through. “I’d like to ask: if I wiped out every superpowered unit in the West, would that be illegal?” The dispatcher swallowed and did her best to sound gentle. “I didn’t quite catch that. Could you say it again, my esteemed sir?”