Want to Marry Me? The Dowry Starts at 388,000!

“Gu Cheng, how much dowry would it take for you to marry me?”

“Dowry?”

“My dad says that where we’re from, the dowry starts at 388,000. The more you give, the more it shows how much you love me.”

“Couldn’t it be a little less?”

“No. That’s the minimum price where we’re from.”

“You know I’ve spent all the money I worked so hard to earn over the years on you. That must be over 200,000, right?”

“Your computer, your computer desk, your game credits, which of those didn’t I pay for?”

“Then why can’t you just work a little harder?”

“You’re complaining that the dowry is too high, but have you even tried to earn more? If you were more capable, would you think the dowry was too high?”

“…”

[What would happen if the world turned upside down?]