Damn It! They All Want to Conquer Me!

Shen Chuwei, the youngest-ever Fields Medal winner and a goddess of mathematics, said publicly: “Without Zhuang Ze, I would never have reached the heights I have today! He’s the one who showed me the way forward!”

Su Jin, a newly crowned Asian pop diva, wept with emotion at a globally televised awards ceremony: “In this world, only time and Zhuang Ze are not to be let down. He’s like a bright moon, illuminating a life that was once full of thorns and darkness!”

Zhuang Ze: “Did I get up too fast? Seriously, who wants to be won over?”