My Uncle Is Inzaghi

I don't understand what you are writing. As a person who is only half Chinese, the key is that you have adopted another nationality. You are a foreigner. What do you want to express? You want to earn Chinese fans but are unwilling to contribute to Chinese football. Do you want to tell everyone that only mixed blood can play well?

A lot of football articles are about scoring in a few games without scoring. A young player who has just debuted is not Melo. How can there be so many goal droughts?

I have no objection

I don't understand what is written about the Champions League. Knocked out Real Madrid and beat Barcelona instantly. The result was an instant kill by Bayern. Forcibly suppressed? I originally came here to read Shuangwen. Result? It's not that I can't read. But don't think like a mentally retarded person. Lose by force. Well, many authors are like this. I'm afraid that if I win the championship, no one will watch. Lose by force. Dog-tailed mink

Why don't you just write about traveling through Italy?

You are so big and beautiful, Leo Yossi

Personally, I feel that the most important thing is to be immune to injuries. Too many talented players are gone because of a single injury. Especially since the protagonist has to go to Arsenal, the risk of injury will be even greater...

Basically, for this type of football novel, the author starts off with a lot of lies and then finds out that something is wrong and starts to use various excuses. For example, he starts to write about the shady story when he is about to enter the final, writes about the unfair judgment of the referee, writes about the protagonist being injured, etc., And then plausibly says that this is reality, as if not doing so will lead to the protagonist winning the Champions League for the first time, which will make the book unreadable! I'm going to read it now. If this happens, I won't continue to subscribe to this novel. After all, there are so many football-related novels and this one is just as good.

No one in their right mind will join the Chinese team. The author must not join for the sake of joining the Chinese team. If so, he will abandon the book immediately.

Don't listen all day long about what's bad about other people's national football team. No matter how poorly the national football team plays, the fan base is here. How can you use the corruption of the national football team as an issue? Come on, the salary of the national football team is paid by the club and sponsors. They really don't need your 30%. When you come back as a world-class star, they are eager to support you and also persecute you? The national football team also wants results, otherwise it won't be able to explain to the sponsors. Author, you are Chinese yourself. Do you really think that all Chinese people are as stupid as you? Besides, Italy has played like crap since the 2006 World Cup. Are you sure you can lead Italy to the World Cup title on your own? They didn't qualify for the group stage in 2010 and 2014, but they didn't make it directly into the qualifiers in 2018 and 22. What's the difference between Italy and the national football team? Is it worth your disparaging the national football team and bragging about Italy? I'm really not a fan of the national football team. I think if you write a YY article and you don't dare to admit that you are Chinese, it would be better to just write it as an overseas Chinese. There are many European teams to choose from, and even England is more reliable than Italy. How unthinkable it is for you to renew your contract with Arsenal. With the salary of an ordinary Premier League player, you are doing the job of a top European player. You have created the protagonist too strong. Messi and Ronaldo were not as strong as you when they were 17 years old. Do you really think that the European giants are fools? People can't see it? A team like Arsenal is really not worthy of a player like you.

The agent and the protagonist written by the author are like a big fool! Messi's signing conditions before the 2014 World Cup were a weekly salary of 756,000 euros and 100% image rights! Cristiano Ronaldo's 13-year contract is a renewal signing fee of 60 million, 60% of the image rights and an annual salary of 18 million euros! The protagonist is clearly stronger, so there is no signing fee to renew the contract, and no mention of image rights. The annual salary is only 300,000 pounds per week! As a result, the team is still hesitating? ? The protagonists are all licking dogs. They kneel down to beg for food and still don't want to give it? If you don't want to break the team's salary structure, you need to renew the contract with a signing fee of at least 80 million to 100 million euros and 100% image rights! Adding a weekly salary of 300,000 pounds is just reasonable!

Are there any purely foreign football novels? I haven't seen one so far, and now they are all about Banana Man.

Killing Barcelona in the Champions League, returning to the Premier League and being rubbed on the ground by the relegation team, insisting on leaving the suspense in the last round, you really deserve it. Pooh! I was forced to stop reading a cool article

Update it quickly, otherwise the plot will look too draggy. It's Chapter 17, and the pig's feet just come on stage. . . You are not up to standard in your studies. You are stuck like this.

This book should have been written by AI. There are many common sense errors in the book. It doesn't even know how many away goals are scored to advance to the Champions League. There are many mistakes of the same type, or it was written by a self-righteous pseudo-fan. I just write without checking any information before writing.

I don't want to see him wearing the captain's armband at Arsenal! This means knowing everything! Can't afford high salaries and can't build a team to compete for championships? Look at the departure of Cesc Fabregas and Robin van Persie. Is it wrong? How much time do professional players waste and are treated like clowns! The way this licking club is written is like the sales managers of those big manufacturers always advocating to you 996, don't care about income and then devote your youth to your children and grandchildren! Fab and Fan's resignation is a betrayal! It's up to the protagonist to take the lead in working overtime!

It feels like I have read an old novel that is very new. You can write. It's similar to the template for football articles. But it is true that speed reading to finish a chapter in 10 seconds does not affect reading. Ridicule, slap in the face, show off. Everything was predictable and step-by-step. Very strange. A very neat football novel.

A certain football team eats up a ton of sea cucumbers every day, Messi, Suga and Mascherano hold South American barbecue parties several times a week, Rooney and Gascoigne are addicted to alcohol, Terry, Giggs, Inzaghi and Vieri are merciful... In addition to Cristiano Ronaldo and his achievements, which other athletes in the world are famous for their self-discipline? Self-discipline does not mean that you will be able to play well. Many people have a huge misunderstanding 🥱 and believe that athletes should be as self-disciplined as monks and then they will be successful! If this joke is true, a certain football team said that the vast majority of their self-disciplined people, but why they frequently defeated Vietnam and Thailand and even entered the World Cup has become a fantasy.

If you write about Inzaghi but not AC Milan, your audience is really 🤭

In fact, I asked some people in the comment area how to win after joining the national football team. I definitely want to see victory when reading novels. Football is not a one-person sport.

It's too late to write in less than a hundred chapters. The story is forced to kill, and the center pulls people to be popular. It's really abstract. Let's not talk about how to play in the end. This kind of thing is not something that should be done by an absolute hero. I have never seen Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi get red because of defense, and the gain outweighs the loss.

Is this novel still a masterpiece? 😰😰

It turns out that I am a fan of Yossi, so no wonder I wanted to write about the protagonist going to Real Madrid.

Uncle is here,

Just make do with it.

Get a cover

Sister is here.

Give me an answer. Will you make it to the national football team?

Going to bed at nine o'clock is very low-key and safe.

Fortunately, I haven't watched it since I went to Yellow Dog Club.