Your Majesty, Don’t Turn Around. It’s Me, Your Emperor

Yu Huai'an transmigrates to an ancient dynasty and becomes the young master of a fallen noble family. While escorting his younger sister to the capital to study martial arts, he catches the eye of Noble Consort Wan, known as “the capital's number-one beauty.” She arranges for him to join the Western Depot as a eunuch. Fortunately, thanks to Noble Consort Wan's influence, he isn't castrated. Unfortunately, this peerless beauty is treated as Noble Consort Wan's tool, worked to the bone at her whim! One day, Yu Huai'an can't take it anymore and sneaks out of the palace, only to be caught red-handed by Noble Consort Wan! “Xiao Anzi, I'm done hiding it!” “From the moment I first saw you... I fell for you!” “If you dare reject me, I'll...” “Say that again!” In the imperial city, flowers fluttered down from the sky. The noble consort's cheeks were flushed, her beautiful eyes sparkling. Just then The God-Tier Choice System activated! “One: Reject her outright. Reward: Golden Cicada Escape Technique (Heaven-Tier, Supreme Grade).” “Two: Bravely accept her. Reward: Sunflower Manual (Immortal-Martial, radically revised edition, Heaven-Tier, Supreme Grade), Martial Emperor's Divine Eyes.” “These choices are ridiculous!” Yu Huai'an gritted his teeth and went straight for it! That night, the powerful and feared chief eunuch of the Western Depot, who held sway over the court and commanded terror throughout the martial world, burst onto the scene! Also known as: “Thanks for Asking, I'm in the Harem and Just Got Out of Bed,” “Your Highness, Surely You Don't Want...,” and “Hey! Why Call Me a River Pirate? You're Slandering My Virtue!” (Tags: court politics, martial world, lighthearted, high martial arts, no angst-filled love-triangle drama)