I Transmigrated into a Poisonous Cannon-Fodder Empress and Made the Emperor Furious

Min Yiyi transmigrates into a book and becomes an unlucky cannon-fodder empress, stripped of power and confined.

Luckily, as a reader, she knows plenty of secrets.

For example, the dog emperor can feel what she feels. When she’s hungry, he gets hungry too. When she’s cold, he gets cold too.

So she decides to save herself.

While the emperor is dining with his beloved consort, he suddenly smells something terribly sour.

He promptly throws up and faints.

While the emperor and his beloved consort are pouring out their hearts to each other, he suddenly can’t stop laughing.

His beloved consort grows distant.

As the emperor attends court, he suddenly pitches right off the throne.

Has the emperor dropped dead? No, the empress is just too sleepy.

While the emperor is out hunting, he suddenly calls a halt, his face looking as if he’s constipated.

His trusted aide hurriedly asks, “Your Majesty, what’s wrong this time?”

The emperor rages, gritting his teeth. “Drag the empress back… and tuck her into bed! Why is she running around outside during her period? Argh! This feels awful. It hurts!”

…

Min Yiyi successfully turns the tables and couldn’t be more pleased with herself.

Then one day, she accidentally has an unspeakable dream and is woken by the emperor.

She asks groggily, “Your Majesty, what are you doing here?”

The emperor smiles without a word.