I Just Became a Dorm Supervisor, So Why Are All the College Students Weirdoes?!

What’s it like to be a university dorm supervisor? The unpopular online variety show *Take You Into Different Professions* turns its cameras on the “men’s dorm supervisor” at Hanwu University just as the show is on the verge of cancellation. On the first day of filming, everyone thinks the program is about to say goodbye to its audience for good. But what happens next leaves netizens completely unable to keep it together. “Dorm supervisor, I can’t take this anymore. Washing underwear and socks together is bad enough, but how can anyone put this in a communal washing machine?” Song Yu: “Damn, I’ve never seen one this big before either!” “Dorm supervisor, I’m the only one in the dorm with an eight a.m. class. I imitated all six guys’ voices for sign-in, but what do I do if I get caught?” Song Yu: “You’re the father here. Show some responsibility!” “Dorm supervisor, Senior Blue Cat can do the pendulum move, and he keeps coming into the dorm to freeload. What should we do?” Song Yu: “That’s your senior, for crying out loud! Show some respect!” “Dorm supervisor, my takeout got stolen again. Can you check the security footage?” Song Yu sighed helplessly and replied: “The school’s cameras are useless. Good thing I had the foresight to prepare. The pain I once went through won’t happen to you all! Backup high-definition pinhole camera: activate!”