Zhang Cui'e's Mobile Phone

It was a mobile phone that could change my life. That little thing was lying there. It was black with red dots and flashing. I picked it up and it screamed. I was so scared that I swung my arms and shook it, up, down, left, and right (30 people came out as soon as the shouting started. Sorry, the words left and right reminded me of Contra). Then I didn't know where I pressed it, and it stopped.