My Sect Is Very Awesome

There are many things to pay attention to when practicing Buddhism. Talent, opportunity, hard work, and inheritance are all indispensable. Speaking of inheritance, I, Zhao Lei, am a second-generation disciple of the No. 1 Immortal Cultivation Sect in Dongzhou, a closed disciple of the top powerhouse in Xuanwu Continent, and an invincible existence among my senior brothers and sisters. Obscene? Nonsense. Gou? Not even a dog is stern. Pretend to be X all the way, send lightning all the way. With the machete in my left hand and the snowflake in my right hand, follow me bravely to the end of the world. The funny time travel novel about cultivating immortality is about to begin. Dear readers, please put your brains away and follow me to become an immortal.