
The System Forces Me Not to Be a Dog Licker
系统逼我不做舔狗
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- Completed
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- 641k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Audience
- Male
- Subgenre
- Urban Life
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- Qidian
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341Chapters
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I haven't gone in to read it, but when I read the introduction, I thought it was strange that licking dogs can make people feel resentful. After all, licking dogs is so good. He takes care of his girlfriend, and then, when he has no money, he asks his girlfriend to ask for it. What a great thing. How can anyone have resentment about licking dogs? Oh, there are people who are dog lickers like him. Apart from these people, who else will resent the protagonist, but licking is just because his skills are inferior to others.
Emotions and memes are blended together, I cried so hard that I fainted. It's so real. This Tengu is a real Tengu.
My coding environment, take a look at everyone else's
In fact, I feel like the book that portrays the licking dog as Aquaman is pretty good. But this is just a joke. Just one meme is fine if you use it for fun, but if you use too many meme and it becomes incoherent, it is no longer interesting. And I think it is actually better to punish dog licking behavior and add automatic system refresh tasks.
Dear Daniel Wu, please continue to read and recommend
It's very interesting to write, good luck to the author
This book is so exciting, the first three chapters are a bit boring, then the transformation begins in the fourth and fifth chapters, and the author starts to take off after the sixth chapter. I laughed so much that I even had the hemorrhoid surgery that I just had.
There are indeed remarkable things about this book. What moved me the most was the love between Wu Song and Diao Chan. In order to save Wang Mang, Zhang Fei turned against his sworn brother, the Golden Retriever Lion King Xie Xun. Especially when I read that Guo Jing gave up his position as the leader of the Sun and Moon God Cult and resolutely wandered around the world with the gentleman Jian Yue Buqun, it made me cry.
Brothers, please comment, most of the comments were made by me
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Do you know how much an ice cream cone costs on the market now? 160! You can't even hold it in one hand if you change it into small change! ——Cake Teller Snow lotus is the product of honesty and bravery. ——Mark Tu Cake I opened the freezer and took it out. The ice cream had no age, and the words "I am an assassin" were written on each crooked package. I couldn't sleep anyway, so I read carefully for half the night, and then I saw the words through the cracks. There were two words written all over the book, which were "cannibalism"! "Diary of a Mad Cake" This ice cream price war must be fought. If our generation does not fight, it will be a drag on the next generation. I don't want our descendants to be unable to afford ice cream in the future Stand still, I will buy you two ice creams...————"Cake Shadow" Snow Lian has proven that if I don't eat him alone, his production line can continuously produce snow lotus, but I have never proven that I can live without snow lotus ——Taier Cake If a person lives without snow lotus, what is the difference between him and salted fish? - Stephen Chow The snow lotus will never be killed, because the ice cream will always exist! Wen Yi Gao The physical coolness is just that, the mental coldness is really cool ——Gao Erji The cake itself is eaten, either heavier than snow lotus or lighter than Xue Gao ——Sima Gao If I If you sacrifice, please wrap my corpse in the packaging of Qialuzi, you will definitely win ——Cake Telenitro After a day of hunger, I ate a meal at KFC, the house was eaten, and my family was ruined by me. Now I finally have cheap Wallace. , You must say it is not authentic, how can we not know that Wallace is not authentic, then Wallace only costs a few dozen yuan, chicken dealers do not make money at all, who can not encounter a greedy day [Wangchai]————"I am not the Chicken God" "Today he is again Going to sell blood, selling blood to eat ice cream, selling blood for himself for the first time" ————Yu Hua's "Xu XX Sells Blood" My ice cream, I'm looking for my ice cream——"Ice Cream Butler" Three thousand long steps of cake are not finished That is the road to bankruptcy at the end of life and death - "Begonia Light Rain" A clock is worth half a million marks, and a handcart cannot be pushed. ————"The Rise of the Evil Cake" Snow lotus is the ladder of human progress——Ku Erji It is not the snow lotus that is wrong, but the cake world ——(Tokyo Cake Eater) I want to kiss the snow lotus in person--"Awakening Cake Dai" -------------------------------- From serendipity's cool dog comment on the song <>
The reader account I send messages to every day is my last account. I'm back, so I must continue to be active, okay?
If you don't update or reply to my comments, what on earth do you want to do?
Is that your boy that Lu Mingfei sees over there?
No, can we stop Gu Wu from showing up? What era is it now?
I directly take the role of the reader and see how the author reaches new heights
I would like to make a suggestion here. Can the author write about the process of Mr. Wang being cheated on in less detail? A normal person would want to delete the bookshelf just looking at it. I can still accept dog licking, but I really can't stand it.