This Summoner Is Ridiculous

It's too bad. I originally read a good book, so I came to pursue this one, but it gave me the whole loli kangaroo. I really blocked my Q. Will I die if I write a Summoner-type book without a loli? I'm sorry, I gave up. I originally came here to write a book without a heroine by this author, but it ended up being put on the shelf and I gave it to this one. I gave up. Bye everyone.

How cool it is to have a straw man who loves to drink drinks. Coin-Operated Grass Man King Attributes: 6 wood, 3 water, 1 gold [A powerful Grass Man King, loves to drink drinks, and carries a beverage vending machine. When the machine is there, the Grass Man is there, and when the machine dies, the Grass Man dies] [Ability: Physical Strength: The Grass Man King's vending machine never leaves the body, so he exercises his body. (Physique +50%, Strength +50%) Cao Ren Herbal: The Cao Ren King is entirely composed of vegetation. (Water damage to the straw man -75%, wood damage -50%, fire damage +50%, metal damage +50%, slashing damage +25%, hammer damage -25%, immune to stab damage, 1% constitution/strength/volume +1% when receiving water damage, can actively absorb water) Back behind: The vending machine behind the Straw King is almost the same length, width and height as the Straw King. (When attacking with a vending machine, metal attack +50%, hammering attack +25%; when defending with a vending machine, wood attribute damage -50%, fire attribute damage +50%) Drinks cost money: Every bottle of drink the Scarecrow King drinks costs money. (Using drink series skills consumes the summoner's property) ] [Skills: Fist of Grass: A mediocre straw man's fist, causing a certain amount of damage. Metal Beating: Beat it with a vending machine, causing certain damage. Take root: Put the roots in the soil, and restore 1% of life and 1% of magic power every second. During the use of the skill, the lower body will not move in the soil, and it will be immune to knockback. (Grass grows everywhere in the world! Grass!) Hong Ke Cry: Use a bottle of Red Ke Cry drink. Use it by yourself or the summoner to restore health and increase physical attack by 50%; it can cause a certain amount of physical damage to the opponent by throwing it. (Choose red for carbonated drinks! Damn! Okay, please pay the advertising fee!) Lan Qianshi: Use a bottle of Lan Qianshi drink. Use it by yourself or the summoner to restore magic value, and at the same time, magic attack +50%; it can cause a certain amount of physical damage to the opponent's throw. (Grass! What? Advertising fees are a thousand more than Hong Ke Cry! And such a good thing?) Paraquat: Use a bottle of paraquat herbicide. Throwing to the opponent causes physical + poison attribute damage, +100% poison attribute damage to flesh and blood creatures, and +300% poison attribute damage to wood attribute creatures. (Grass! Grass! Grass!) Whiswort: Use a bottle of Westward insecticide. Use +50 insect attribute resistance on yourself. It can cause a certain amount of poison attribute damage to the opponent's throw, and +200% poison attribute damage to the Zerg. (Don't ask why there are pesticides in the vending machine. Asking is the power of the grass star! Grass!) Farmer's Three Punch: Use a bottle of Farmer's Three Punch mineral water. You or the summoner use power +100%, and the effect disappears after causing 3 physical damage. Can cause certain physical damage to the opponent when thrown. (Porter smells! Grass!) Green Bull: Use a bottle of Green Bull energy drink. Use Agility +100% on yourself or the summoner. Can cause certain physical damage to the opponent when thrown. (Green Bull! Inspire crazy energy! Grass!) ]

Blindly guessing at the following plot, Li Pu will give the straw man the power of Godzilla after it turns around. The power of Godzilla can make the straw man look like Godzilla. The ability may be a surge in attributes or the ability to spit lasers. For the second summoned beast, Li Pu's directional talisman required that it should be able to fly and be agile to make up for the straw man's lack of air defense and speed. As a result, the protagonist summoned a very weak bird creature (sparrow?). ps: Don't ask me why. What I need to ask is that everything the author wanted to write is on the cover. (/≧▽≦)/~┴┴

? The title of your book makes me want to see summoners cultivating summoned beasts, not card games! You are going too far off topic! I don't understand

The writing is quite good, but the popularity is not very high. In my opinion, it is at least one of the top 20 beast-controlling novels such as Unscientific Beast Control. The novel is more comical and has a lot of laughs. Although some of it is a bit vulgar, it is really funny. What can I say about the shortcomings? It may be that the world of summoned beasts incorporates elements such as gods and card playing, which feels a little awkward. Most of the card playing parts are skipped. However, the card playing part is well designed and the strength of the rules is reasonable. It is not like some novels that incorporate some self-created card playing plots. As a result, the author's rules are not clear and the content is messy. In the end, the author may not even know what he is writing.

Uemoto's curse has been said to affect the next generation, so is this Uemoto's son?

It's so beautiful, why isn't it popular? Hundan It's very interesting especially playing cards. Come on, author.

There are too many card-playing contents and they are too stinky. In addition, I usually listen to novels. For me, card-playing is just pure nonsense. I don't find it interesting at all. I don't think the place where card-playing is good-looking. Card-playing is too long!

First of all, let me say this: I love this book. Although this book has various shortcomings, many book friends have also commented fairly, such as main line issues, structural issues, etc. However, some books may be outstanding in all aspects, but there is a certain poisonous point that is difficult for me to accept, so I abandon the book; similarly, some books may be unsatisfactory in many aspects, but certain points poke me and make me ignore the shortcomings and continue reading. This book is clearly the latter. I will smile knowingly at some of the plots laid out by the author, I will admire the author's ingenuity in constructing different copies, I will be deeply attracted by the different languages ​​​​of different beasts, and I will think clearly about the homophonic names of different characters. The beasts and humans in the author's works live in harmony without too much hostility. Different beasts also have their own joys, angers, sorrows, and joys, just like the "My Contract with the Demon Spirit" I have seen before. It really makes me feel that if there is such a world of beasts, it may be like this, you have me, you have me, living in harmony. Of course, what I appreciate most is the cubic cards constructed by the author, which are logical, numerically rigorous, and interesting. If there are all kinds of cards in novels in reality, I think the one I will play is the Rhodes card in "The Whispering Psalm" and the other is the cube card in this book.

As a non-player, I really don't understand the fun of poker players. It's so boring to watch.