I Turned into a Turtle and Cultivated into a Half-Immortal

[Transmigration + xianxia + strong heroine + secret identities + past and present lives]

Chuan Yun, an anti-drug police officer, was blown into ancient times. From the start, she’s a tiny turtle that has just crawled out of its shell. What is she supposed to do?

She’s short-legged and slow-moving.

Chuan Yun: “Stay calm and keep a low profile. I’m a heavyweight in the turtle world when it comes to speed. And they say turtles live for a thousand years, so I’ve got at least a millennium ahead of me.”

What a bargain!

Watching a whole crowd of handsome men and beautiful women flying around before her, each with a lifespan of at least ten thousand years, she learns that even a hundred-year-old is still considered a little kid, while finding a partner at a thousand is like dating too young. Suddenly, a thousand years doesn’t seem so appealing.

So she decisively abandons her “thatched nest” and decides to spend a thousand years cultivating until she becomes a spirit.

Chuan Yun (raising her hand quietly): “I’d like to report something... I think I have a cheat. I became a half-immortal before a thousand years were up.”

What? This is only my small account? Can I switch to my main account and play?

What are you jealous of, kid? Why are you fuming? Don’t worry, I’ll switch to my main account and cool you down!