Journey to the West: Reborn as Sanzang, and Sha Wujing Wants to Eat Me from the Start

Ao Lie: Second Brother, keep your wits about you when you sleep. Master keeps saying he wants braised pork lately! Sha Seng: Eldest Brother, sit here and rest for a while. Master went to avenge you. He’ll be back soon. Yellow Wind Monster: Once I kill this monk, I can make up for my mistakes! ...Ah! Grandpa! I was wrong! Please stop hitting me! Great King Linggan: Once I eat this monk, I’ll have earned a great merit and gained immortality! ...Ah! I was wrong! Help! Bodhisattva, save me! Bodhisattva: Monk! Don’t you dare get carried away! Zhang Nian stomped the Great King Linggan to pieces. “I’ll do as I please. What can you do about it?” Bodhisattva: ... Scorpion Demon: Holy Monk, the moon is lovely and the flowers are in bloom tonight. Why don’t we enjoy ourselves and become companions, joined in happiness for a hundred years... Zhang Nian: No problem, but you have to travel west with me. When we reach the Western Heaven, sting the Buddha once more for me!