I'm Really Not a Painter

Name: I'm Really Not a Painter
Author: Salted Fish with Less Salt

我真不是画圣

by Salted Fish with Less Salt (咸鱼少点盐)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 64k Words
Genre: Martial Arts
Audience: Male
Subgenre: Wuxia Fantasy
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Qidian

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Synopsis

Xu Ping'an, a failed art student, traveled to the Tang Dynasty, a fairy tale version of the ghost story, and was born in the ordinary Qingyang Town. According to his master, evil spirits are everywhere in the world today, and there are as many demons as dogs. Therefore, Xu Pingan entered Taoism through painting and practiced diligently for ten years. He still did not dare to step out of the small town and never enjoyed it. After all, I am of a low level. If I were to draw plum blossoms, I would be able to fill up a hundred and eighty mountains in one breath. If I were to draw fish, I would be able to fill up more than a dozen rivers... You must know that there are monsters everywhere in the world who can swallow a mountain range in one mouthful. My humble state is not enough for them to swallow them up in one mouthful. It wasn't until the Qingping Banquet that year, when the young man rode an old donkey to Chang'an, that he realized that there was nothing in this world that could not be solved with one stroke.

Reader comments

Alas, the author has a criminal record. Really. . . No, it's a pigeon again.
6 likes4y ago
Haha, it's true, life is always unsatisfactory, but at least you can explain it in a single chapter. The old book says abandon it and save it, without even a sentence of explanation. You don't respect the readers, and you still expect us to support you? Disgusting, bah, disgusting, just die and crawl.
5 likes4y ago
The emperor is upset... I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand
5 likes4y ago
I want to read the finale of the old book, but I don't want to read this book
1 like4y ago
Come on, where are the old books? I don't care about the old books. Who dares to read this one? Come on, come on.
1 like4y ago
I just saw it and thought it was pretty good. But the protagonist's self-awareness is too high. It's impossible not to know it all the time. No, in the end, he always thought he was a minor repairman, but he was actually a big boss. Everyone else knows, but the protagonist is the only one who knows it. After you go out and experience some things, you should be able to know your approximate strength.
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