Zombie Simulator: Uncle Jiu Burned Me Again

After transmigrating to Uncle Jiu’s world, Ren Mu just wants to lie still and bask in the sun, simulating life as a corpse, but Uncle Jiu burns him to ashes time and again.

[Spend 10 points of sun essence to activate the Zombie Simulator.]

[You lie as a corpse for twenty years. Upon emerging, you are already a First-Rank Purple Zombie. You encounter Lin Jiu of Maoshan, are controlled and refined by a feng shui master, break through to become a Second-Rank White Zombie, are wrapped in inked strings, sealed for three hundred years, and given a grand funeral.]

[You emerge as a Second-Rank White Zombie. You bite a child and spread corpse poison, breaking through to become a Third-Rank Hopping Zombie. You encounter Lin Jiu of Maoshan, get doused in lamp oil, and burn to ashes. Your ashes are molded into a statue and buried in the ground!]

[You emerge as a Third-Rank Hopping Zombie, feed on the essence and blood of demon beasts, and are refined by a feng shui master. You break through to become a Fourth-Rank Black Zombie, then encounter Lin Jiu of Maoshan. After a fierce fight, you’re cremated and hastily buried on the spot.]

[You emerge as a Fourth-Rank Black Zombie, trample the feng shui master underfoot, and devour a century-old corpse pill and a thousand-year-old vengeful ghost, breaking through to become a Half-Step Flying Zombie.]

[You punch Lin Jiu of Maoshan and kick Four-Eyed Taoist, drawing a beating from the Maoshan disciples. You’re cremated to ashes and planted in a flowerpot.]

[This simulation has ended. Host may choose one event from this experience.]

After many simulations.

[You emerge as a Ninth-Rank Zombie Sovereign, invincible beneath the heavens. A wave of your hand makes the sky collapse and the earth split. You can ascend to the Immortal Realm at any moment.]