Uncle Jiu, You’re Forcing Me to Rob Tombs Again

Xu Chen just wants to lie low in comfort in Uncle Jiu’s world, where demons run rampant.

But he never expected Old Master Ren’s grave to be robbed.

Uncle Jiu: Xiao Chen, this grave has already been robbed. Remember to go down later and see if there are any magical implements.

Four-Eyed Taoist: Wow, this kid has more magical implements than I do. I’d better get closer to him!

Shi Jian: Weren’t we supposed to compare our thunder techniques? What’s the deal with your Tiangang Divine Thunder Sword?

One sword strike summons divine lightning. What’s the point of fighting now!

The Maoshan Sect Master: I hereby announce that the next Maoshan Sect Master will be the Real Person of Many Treasures, Lin Jiu.

Old Master Ren: Don’t let him keep digging! I only have one burial item!

Royal Zombie: He doesn’t even want the golden coffin. He just wants to dig out my jade pendant.

Huang Di: Hurry and summon Jiang Chen. Only he can stand against the statue of the Three Pure Ones. I don’t want my glazed fire core dug out!

As Xu Chen collects more and more magical implements, Uncle Jiu grows ever more excited. To show his master his filial devotion, Xu Chen turns his attention underground.

Chen Yulou: Master Chen, you’re so noble and generous. I’ll take the gold in the tomb, and you can have your pick of the junk.

Zagrama: Master Chen, can this jade disc of yours ease my people’s curse?

Fatty: Master Chen, please send me back fifty years!

Hu Bayi: You’re just giving me the Muchen Pearl?