After Guarding the Island for 8 Years, My Diary Was Exposed

Working alone as an island guard, I faithfully record my work diary every day. On a certain day of a certain year and a certain month, I met the Siren On a certain day of a certain month and year, two zombies were killed On a certain day, a certain year, a certain month, I fought with a sea monster for a long time On a certain day of a certain year, I communicated with the mermaid until late at night On a certain day of a certain year and a certain month, I refused the banquet at the Deep Sea Dragon Palace. … Until one day, the program team landed on the island and exposed my diary. Then, the entire internet world exploded.