I'm Crazy, but the Weirdness Also Falls Under My Knife

The Dark Thing, the Weaver of the World, the Great Cthulhu... It all drives me crazy. When I saw their postures, I realized the mediocrity of this world and the meaning of this life. Kitchen utensils are born from madness. I picked up the octopus knife with great piety and looked into the deep dark seabed... Listen, there is a wonderful call for the best ingredients! … This article uses the Cthulhu mythology worldview, and the source of the original work will be marked - those who like the original work can read it on their own, and those who don't want to read it can ignore it. At the same time, you can read it without any background knowledge. Different from the original work, the story in this article will not be so depressing (but the atmosphere is still indescribable). I hope you can enjoy reading it. Oops! Oops! Cthulhu, give me candy!