Cultivation for All: My Online Girlfriend Is Actually the Empress

A cataclysm descends, and all life in the universe must face its tribulation. Immortals, Buddhas, demons, devils, and even sages must reincarnate and cultivate anew to face this great calamity. And so, the age of universal immortal cultivation officially begins. On Canglan Star, Xu Nuo transmigrates with the [System for Educating the People], determined to become an instructor in immortal cultivation. But he runs into obstacles at every turn, until a recommendation finally lands him a job teaching a special class at Shuimu University. There, he discovers that his students are a peculiar bunch. A sixteen-year-old cowherd. A handsome student who talks about nothing but romance. An old scholar in his seventies or eighties. A mischievous kid who spends every day amusing himself by arranging stones, with a little girl who cries easily trailing behind him. Two troublesome youths who hate cultivating, stick together constantly, and bully people every day. And a con artist who becomes his colleague, only for him to discover later that she is his online girlfriend! Even more absurdly, when a green phoenix clears the way and nine phoenixes draw a carriage, and the Empress of Canglan arrives in person, Xu Nuo discovers that the empress looks exactly like his online girlfriend…