This Physique Is Going Cheap

After reading dozens of chapters, a dozen people came to challenge me! Insulting, I want to kill the protagonist, but the protagonist says that I have to hold on and I can't fight back! The most you can do is hit me with 1,000 endurance points until I vomit blood. Someone insulted him, but when he saw his sister coming to finish it off, he just said, "I recognize you as my brother-in-law!" The character of this protagonist is a collection of character shortcomings of various types of protagonists. Take a look at the character of the protagonist you have seen so far! 1. When the girl couldn't walk (someone came to insult him and said he was not worthy of being a formal member of the special forces, and also destroyed the equipment the protagonist bought, the man's sister came to finish it off, the protagonist saw the woman and said directly to the man, I recognize you as my brother-in-law! The woman later wanted to run away and gave the protagonist some things that could not be taken away, asking the protagonist to protect his little brother for a year! The protagonist said there was no problem I also helped you train him to become a great magician) 2. Cowardice (the enemy told him that I will kill you and kill you, but the protagonist said that it doesn't matter! You made me vomit blood even with 1000 points of endurance. Let's continue to reason, can you let me go) 3. The system rewards eighteen kinds of weapon proficiency and combat proficiency, which the protagonist has never used! The only time the fight was pretentious was when the villain sent him and a few newcomers to the alien beast's lair to steal things! Released a flame storm! In other situations, no matter how others bully, humiliate or kill others, it's just one sentence back and forth. My 1,000 points of endurance can't resist it! Then he used the excuse of living alone to express harmony and gain wealth, and it was over! 4. The world is doomed! The city clusters around the protagonist's city have been captured by alien beasts! The protagonist is hesitating here whether to stand up and save the city or pack up and leave! Stand up for fear of being crushed by official forces! If you don't stand up, the officials will run away and don't know where to go! Worry about whether there is a good laboratory! 5. The protagonist's research route! One chapter studies magic, one chapter studies internal strength, one chapter studies One Piece, one chapter studies flesh and blood regeneration, and one chapter studies electrical appliances! I don't understand what you are doing with such fancy stuff!

The first book, The Pavilion of Sutras, has over 12 million words. The second book, The Devil Enters the Palace, has over 6 million words. The third book, The Monkey, has over 3 million words. This one is just over 1.5 Million words. It's almost time~~

The subject matter is obviously very good, but the protagonist turns out to be like a piece of shit! Don't tell me that this is a young man who grew up under a red flag. He is such a mess that even a golden finger cannot lift him up. I don't ask you to be tough, but I ask you to retaliate directly and don't be a doormat.

I was beaten and vomited blood, and it was someone else who provoked me first. Just because she was a beautiful woman, I smiled and licked it. I am not as good as Xiaobai Wen.

First, let's talk about Sun Wukong's golden hoop weighing 13,500 kilograms. Journey to the West was written in the Ming Dynasty. One kilogram in the Ming Dynasty weighed 596 grams. From this, the golden hoop weighed 8.04 Tons. The force that can move a weapon must be at least five times its weight. The power of Wukong with one hand is at least 40 tons. In the original work, after Tang Monk posted a six-character mantra on the Five Elements Mountain where he received Tathagata, he retreated five periods backwards. Here we calculate six miles and 3,000 meters. The height of the Five Elements Mountain is at least 500 meters, and one cubic meter of square soil is generally about three tons, so the weight of the entire Five Elements Mountain is at least 100 million tons. Sun Wukong overturned the entire Five Elements Mountain in a few seconds. It can be seen that the monkey did not use much strength at that time. For him, without the six-character mantra, the Five Elements Mountain was just equivalent to a primary school student's schoolbag. Looking at speed, Sun Wukong's somersault cloud travels thousands of miles. Chapter 34 of Journey to the West mentioned that Sun Wukong can go back and forth to Lingshan Mountain 50 times in an instant. From this, it can be deduced that Sun Wukong's moving speed is equivalent to nine times the speed of light. How much is nine times the speed of light? It's about 2.7 Million kilometers per second. Quicksilver, the fastest speed in the Marvel Universe, has a maximum speed of only 217,600 kilometers per second, which is less than twice the speed of light. When Sun Wukong is moving at full speed, Quicksilver can barely see Sun Wukong's transformation. But the other heroes of the Marvel Universe can't even see the shadow of Sun Wukong. Let's talk about Sun Wukong's spells, 72 transformations of heavenly phenomena and earthly souls leaving the body, blazing eyes, body fixation, invisibility, three heads and six arms, weapons painting rain, body movements outside the body, any one of these spells will defeat the existence of Marvel heroes. Take the Fa Tian Xiang Di as an example. According to the original record of Journey to the West, Sun Wukong's Fa Tian Xiang Di became extremely tall, with a head like Mount Tai, teeth like mountains, and a mouth like a basin of blood. Going up to the thirty-third heaven and down to the eighteenth level of hell, the stick in his hand is like a pillar supporting the sky on Kunlun Mountain. To put it simply, Sun Wukong's magic of heaven and earth is to make his body so big that it can reach the sky and the earth below. Sun Wukong can cause mountains to collapse and the earth to split with just a small movement. So if Sun Wukong is placed in the Marvel universe, then the monkey will be a god-like existence, capable of defeating invincible opponents in seconds. Even if everyone in the Marvel Universe comes together, for Goku, it's just a stick of incense. What do you think? (Purely for entertainment)

Be low-key! I live on an earth that is more than 4 billion years old; Basking in the sun that is more than 5 billion years old; The transportation I take every day is the subway worth tens of millions; I have financial dealings with Jack Ma every month; Even my computer is a system designed for me by Bill Gates himself... But am I bloated? Am I proud? No! Not only am I not bloated, but I am very low-key. Not only am I very low-key, I also want people all over the world to know that I am very low-key!

There is nothing wrong with the creativity of this novel and the construction of the power system, but the character of the character brings a huge poisonous point to the story. We accept animals like Xiaobai and Black Dragon that can devour their own kind. Even if the Black Dragon eats people, I don't think it's okay, because they do need food and nutrients, and they are not bloodthirsty. But what happened to Lin Su and the next students? Do they look like subordinates, are they really "family", are there any family ties between them? The character creation of the students is purely funny and disgusting. Of course, the most disgusting thing is the protagonist, who has no sense of crisis or self-rescue, never investigates the enemy, has extremely weak resistance to oppression and murderous intentions, not to mention his emotional intelligence, his IQ is worrying. The enemy (or the person trying to tempt you) is very ruthless as soon as they come up, at least in order to maim or maim the protagonist. The first blow does not knock the protagonist down, but the second blow directly kills the protagonist. The protagonist does not fight back, and when he is beaten, he vomits blood and responds like a sissy: It hurts so much. Several major crises have come late, and you only come after your teammates have killed you. You are not as fooled as One Punch Man. This is really killing people! (When there was a conflict with the enemy, the protagonist also announced to everyone that we might have a war. Then he took the main force of the whole family to mine. He lacked high-level combat power to guard the house, and the house was stolen.) What is even more amazing is that when the protagonist has difficulty defeating the enemy in melee combat (he will not fight, he will only get beaten in melee combat), and you still use magic, your blue bar will be longer than the people on the entire planet combined What's even more disgusting is that the protagonist doesn't have the temperament of a researcher at all. Real scholars and scientists are very brave. The villain, Professor Yu, has more character than you. When faced with threats, the protagonist just wants to escape, saying "I'm timid," and I just want to live my life peacefully. You, meow, don't change your expression when you see rotting corpses doing biological experiments every day. You are still timid. You think you are so slow, and you still avoid fighting. One last thing to add, the protagonist is in heat all year round, and the phrase "quality of life after marriage" was repeated so many times that I couldn't bear the torture. The only advantage of this book is that it is pretty creative.

Why can't Taishang Laojun's Bagua furnace refine Sun Wukong? That's because the ancient alchemy furnaces were all coal furnaces, and the maximum temperature could only reach about 1200°C. However, Sun Wukong is a stone monkey. The main component is silica, with a melting point of about 1600°C. It cannot be refined! Why was Sun Wukong refined into a blazing eye? Because the silica is vitrified at the high temperature of 1200°C in the Bagua furnace, it has a function similar to a demon mirror, and you can see goblins and ghosts. How does Sun Wukong break out of the furnace? Because stone monkeys may also contain calcium carbonate, calcium carbonate decomposes at high temperatures (CaCO3=CaO+CO2) to produce carbon dioxide. Carbon dioxide increases the pressure in the Bagua furnace, causing it to explode. Why did Sun Wukong become violent after emerging from the furnace? Because the calcium carbonate on his body turns into calcium oxide, it absorbs moisture in the air and undergoes a chemical reaction, which generates heat, so he becomes violent. Why did Sun Wukong become gentle again and go to the West with Tang Monk to obtain Buddhist scriptures? Because the Tathagata pressed Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain and was exposed to wind and sun all year round, the calcium oxide in his body absorbed the rainwater and turned into calcium hydroxide, so his temperament became gentle. How could Sun Wukong become a Buddha? Because on the way west, the calcium hydroxide on Sun Wukong's body continued to absorb carbon dioxide, and eventually turned into calcium carbonate, becoming a hard golden body. Do you know how Sun Wukong was dug out of Wuzhishan? "Which company is better at learning excavator technology? Look for Lanxiang from Shandong, China!"

I left quietly, just as I came quietly; Today I have quietly checked in, and tomorrow I will come quietly again...

I feel like this society is getting better and better. Boys are very sensible. As soon as they have money, they want to take care of more girls. Girls are also very sensible. If they know that a boy has no money, they will not stay with him to save him from hardship. The world is full of love——🤭😜🤭