My Days as a Primitive Savage

The wooden frame is the nest, and the leaves are the clothes. This is an era without household registration. All human-like creatures have only one name, savage! Drink morning dew, eat licorice, use bone and jade as utensils, and use broad leaves to cover your body. When you are hungry, you seek food; when you are full, you throw away the remainder; you drink blood while wearing hair, and wear reeds and skins. "What? You said you have a tribe?" "Oh, then you're still a savage!" It's not that I'm laughing at him, it's that I'm of the same kind as him. The only thing that is better than them is that I have a pair of trousers, which are made of pure cotton and have the texture of ice silk. As someone who wears trousers, I am an outlier among them. Walking on the vast green wasteland, I will attract envious glances from time to time. Yes, I actually saw the word "envy" in their eyes. Who am I, you ask? My name is Chao Ting, a second-year middle school student who was tricked by God~ Oh no, I am a teenager. "He only left me a pair of trousers!" I shivered in the wilderness and silently shed two lines of tears...