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Audience: "None of your protagonists need to practice martial arts, nor do they need to fight monsters to level up! Bad review!" Author: "I think you have read too many novels about fighting monsters and upgrading, so that now that you see novels without fighting monsters and upgrading, you don't know what to do!" Audience: "You are different from others, you just can't do it! Your novel makes me very embarrassed, I don't even know what you are going to do. Development! This makes me feel very nervous, and I almost lose the motivation to read! " Author: "You go to the same class and do the same work every day, don't you feel bored? You hide in the corner and play games secretly, and you use the same method to avoid being discovered by your boss. Don't you feel bored? Life always needs some changes, so that everyone's mentality will be better, otherwise they will become mentally ill!

Audience: "You have been writing for a long time, but haven't you noticed that no one reads your book at all?" Author: "Some books are written for others, and some books are for yourself to read. Entertainment is not entertainment for anyone. If you entertain yourself, you can still have a good mood, wouldn't it be wonderful!" Audience: "Do you believe this lie?" Author Author: "No one will read it anyway. What does it mean to tell you or not, whether you believe it or not?" Audience: "Do you believe it or not? Can you tell the truth?" Author: "I can pretend to believe it, you can pretend not to believe it!" Audience: "You pretend to talk to yourself every day, be careful of becoming schizophrenic!"

Audience: There are actually the following types of distinctions between bad movies: There is no plot logic at all and it relies on stars to support it, such as "Three Guns" and "Warring States"; There is plot logic, but it is very imaginative and inexplicable, such as "The Promise". There is also confusion in values, and it is difficult to distinguish between friends and foes, such as in "Tiny Times". The shoddy special effects made Bollywood laugh when they saw them, such as "Legend of the Gods" and "Dynasty Warriors". There are also movies that are very average in all aspects, such as "Shanghai Fortress". My novel actually has no plot, no logic, no characters, no special effects, no performances, no techniques, and no aesthetics. You cannot use any evaluation system to evaluate it, because the most basic things do not exist at all. For example, if you are a Michelin food connoisseur, you are ready to comment on the African giant bug that costs 1 million Zimbabwean dollars per capita, but when you take a look at the plate, you will find a hammer inside. What's outrageous is that this film doesn't even have a hammer, so why should it be rated as a hammer?

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Audience: "The plot is too ridiculous!" Screenwriter: "How?" Audience: "Two random people talk nonsense here, and it's another episode! You have so little content in each episode and the plot is so simple, it's easier than a hen laying eggs!" Screenwriter: "A hen can lay eggs because of the eggs in its belly Damn it, I'm just a rooster!" Audience: "What do you mean?" Screenwriter: "I'm a rooster and there's nothing in my belly, so I can only talk nonsense to cover up the emptiness and loneliness in my heart~ Just like a hen that doesn't crow after laying eggs, the rooster that crows around is usually a rooster that can't lay eggs!"

Audience: "No one can find promoters if they don't see it? Didn't you see that their advertisements have reached mainstream platforms?" Author: "No money!" Audience: "Then there is no other way! You can only do it yourself!" Author: "But I think the writing is good, you can really read it ! Anyway, I think you have nothing to do, just for entertainment, it won't take you long anyway!" Audience: "Don't you see that we are busy cheating Internet writers to give us money for promotion? What are we doing by wasting our time? What a joke, aren't you delaying our making money!"