The Incomprehensible Turmoil of Those Years

Audience: "None of your protagonists need to practice martial arts, nor do they need to fight monsters to level up! Bad review!" Author: "I think you have read too many novels about fighting monsters and upgrading, so that now that you see novels without fighting monsters and upgrading, you don't know what to do!" Audience: "You are different from others, you just can't do it! Your novel makes me very embarrassed, I don't even know what you are going to do. Development! This makes me feel very nervous, and I almost lose the motivation to read! " Author: "You go to the same class and do the same work every day, don't you feel bored? You hide in the corner and play games secretly, and you use the same method to avoid being discovered by your boss. Don't you feel bored? Life always needs some changes, so that everyone's mentality will be better, otherwise they will become mentally ill!

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Audience: "The plot is too ridiculous!" Screenwriter: "What?" Audience: "Two random people talk nonsense here, and it's another episode! You have so little content in each episode and the plot is so simple, it's easier than a hen laying eggs!" Screenwriter: "A hen can lay eggs because of the eggs in her belly. Damn it, I'm just a rooster!" Audience: "What do you mean?" Screenwriter: "I'm a rooster and there's nothing in my belly, so I can only talk nonsense to cover up the emptiness and loneliness in my heart~ Just like a hen that doesn't crow after laying eggs, the rooster that cries randomly is usually a rooster that can't lay eggs!"

Screenwriter: "You see, my identity as a relationship expert has been confirmed. I have solved another eternal problem!" Hu Meier: "I am a unicorn with a vixen shape! My appearance is charming and shameless, but I have a noble heart! All my knowledge comes from books. I refuse to Cutting out knowledge beyond books! " Screenwriter: "For those who have close contact, you can consider implanting a chip to make you a book. From now on, you are the book, and the book is you, and you will cherish each other and never be separated!" Screenwriter: "You have to tell me about your spiritual experience! Meier: "The situation in the upper world was like this when I came. Nowadays, the status of us women in the upper world is getting higher and higher. There are a large number of women like me. We can exist without being attached to any man. We live independently. We are even more powerful than men!" Screenwriter: "In this case , the problem of your intimate partner is only yours! You can brainwash him, let him study more, and try to cultivate him to be like you! That way, you will have the same feelings together and have a common topic!" Hu Mei'er: "That's good!"

Screenwriter: "Who else?" Real person B: "I am a woman who does things with plans and arrangements. Although I accidentally got pregnant recently, although it was within my plan, there are still some small problems!" Screenwriter: "Is it difficult to hire a nanny? Or is there something wrong with the child in my belly?" Real person B: "My daughter's father discovered it a little too early!" Screenwriter: "Did you want to give your husband a surprise?" Real person B: "My daughter's father discovered that the son in my belly may have little or nothing to do with him!" Screenwriter: "That means you had an affair in marriage and the child was born? " Real person B: "Let me tell you, the child in my belly is not simple. I asked Taoist priests from Laoshan to calculate it in Laoshan Mountain in Qingdao. The child in my belly may be a political figure in a certain country in the future. How can such an outstanding child have a normal background? He must be a magical child with a complicated and bizarre life experience and a difficult birth. It's so difficult!" Screenwriter: "The reason for your cheating in marriage is so weird that I don't even know what to say, but I really want to scold you!" Real person B: "I am getting older, and I may not be able to take care of the child I gave birth to for much time in the future. In order for my girl to have a companion, for her future. I want to have a brother who can support each other, so I want to have another son." Screenwriter: "But this cannot be the reason for your cheating in marriage, you have a husband!" Real person B: "Men are unreliable these days, so I have to work hard on my own!" Screenwriter : "But?" Actor B: "A rich man can find a mistress and give birth to a child for him! The same can be said for a rich woman like me!" Screenwriter: "Your ideas are too avant-garde, and I can't even refute you! But if your husband finds out about your affairs, what do you think he will do? You take him over His life has changed, and he may do some terrible things on impulse!" Real person B: "I have long been prepared to divide the family property. Everything is mine, and he can't even get a hair!" Screenwriter: "If this continues, everything will happen. Are you ready for this?" R> Actor B: "He is a timid person, I don't think he dares to do anything!" Screenwriter: "Maybe... But if you solve it faster, the slower his reaction speed will be, and how to deal with it before he can react, maybe the effect will be better!" Actor B: "I think what you said is very reasonable, let me think about it carefully!"

Screenwriter: "I am exhausted both physically and mentally. I can only receive one person at most!" Real person C: "I fell in love with a woman who is eighteen years older than me!" Screenwriter: "There is no problem with older women. As the saying goes, good women Junior year, hold the gold brick. Female senior, enjoy the success!" Real person C: "She is the boss of our company, although she is very strict with me, but I know she is good to me!" Screenwriter: "I'm just saying, female! On the 18th, just sit back and enjoy the fruits of your marriage. Since you are in love with each other and think highly of each other, don't worry about the worldly prejudices and get together as soon as possible! Otherwise, time will not wait for us, and your age is not too young. It won't be long before you can really be together. , You have to cherish it and live every day seriously!" Actor C: "But she has a husband, and the child is only four years old, a daughter who has just entered kindergarten!" Screenwriter: "Wouldn't you be destroying others by doing this? Isn't it appropriate for her family?" Real person C: "But she and her husband have not been together for a long time, and their married life is not harmonious. She came to me just to solve her physical needs, so I took the opportunity to make her pregnant! She founded my current company with her husband. I have been with her for a long time, and her husband has never discovered the secret between me and her! I even went on business trips with her husband, and her husband took good care of me! , I am always envious. I think maybe one day, I will replace his husband and become his new husband. This may be love in my eyes!" Screenwriter: "Get out of here! Don't let me see you next time, otherwise. I'll fight you every time!" Real person C: "With your skills from the Chinese Department of Peking University, do you think you can beat me?" Screenwriter: "I'm sorry, I offended the hero!" Real person C: "Bah…"

Actor A: "You and I are both men, why don't you put yourself in my shoes? My current situation is embarrassing enough, why are you preparing to make it public? Do you want to force me to death?" Screenwriter: "Oh, I just want to ask you, have you found your next home?" Actor A: "Probably not. I am a gentleman, and I will not do anything like that! I will definitely abide by my marriage. I will never take that step until the last day! Believe me, I swear by heaven!" Screenwriter: "Although you look quite honest , what you said seems to be quite honest! But I have seen a lot of people like you. If you haven't found a good partner, you will never talk openly to anyone about this matter! Even if you have become a well-known joke in your workplace, your cuckold is as green as a willow tree that has just sprouted in spring. Cuilu, you won't act until you find your next partner!" Real person A: "She cheated first, and I couldn't bear it even if I did it!" Screenwriter: "It's just a joke, why bother pretending to be a victim?" Actor A: "Hey!" Screenwriter: "Looking at the way you sigh, I know you don't have the real power in the family, especially the financial power!" Actor A: "Sometimes I want to live a simple life, but the result is always the opposite!" Screenwriter: "Truth is the only thing that matters. The simpler, the better! If life is simple, it will be boring and boring, and there will always be a day when you are tired of it! " Real person A: "At the beginning, everyone around me knew about my situation, but I was the only one who was kept in the dark! Later, I also knew the truth, but I didn't believe it was the truth. I hid it in my heart and pretended that I didn't care. Then I found that I, who was pretending to be ignorant, actually knew more cruelty, saw more unbearableness, and understood the exact meaning of the contempt in people's eyes. So I couldn't bear it anymore and decided that I didn't need to bear it anymore. I wanted to live my life again according to my heart. , I will no longer be looked down upon, no longer laughed at, I will be my true self..." Screenwriter: "Is it interesting that you talk about retaliatory cheating so confidently?" Real person A: "I once stood at the door of my house holding a hatchet, and I almost broke in! The last bit of rationality prevented me from doing such crazy things! Because, on that miserable day, I saw my angel..." Screenwriter: "You have a way out now, and everything is suddenly clear! Treat it as a past that you cannot look back on! Anyway, just don't care anymore, just leave! I wish you the happiness you can get in your retreat!" Real person A: "Listening to your words is better than studying for ten years. I will divorce her without hesitation when I go back!" Screenwriter: "Actually, you are a pitiful person! But if you don't have a home, you may become a reckless person and do things you shouldn't do!" Real person A: "Now that there is a way out, I won't do anything to die together. After all, there is still hope, and tomorrow may be better!" Screenwriter: " There is nothing in her hands. Please draft a divorce agreement and I will help you check it!" Real person A: "How can a successful freelancer like us be clean? I have participated in every crime she committed, and I know that she is unfaithful every time. I will only take what I should take. I don't want any extra part. I hope she won't force me to do something I don't want to do. That will hurt both parties and no one will benefit!" Screenwriter: "After all, we have been together before, why do we need to make things so perfect?" Actor A: "No! If you force me, I have a way out, but after all, I have to start over, so I need a lot of courage to start again. If the courage is not enough, I may choose not to start!" Screenwriter: "Set your conditions well, I will go talk to your ex-wife now. I feel your current situation. The attitude is very wrong, like a cannon that is about to explode at any time!" Real person A: "It really takes a lot of courage to start over halfway through life! If you don't have enough courage, you might as well die!" Screenwriter: "I already know your needs, and I will try my best to fight for you. The greatest courage you need!" Real person A: "I haven't started yet, so I basically have nothing, so I'm not afraid of death!" Real person A: "Thank you!" Screenwriter: "You're welcome!

Audience A: "Isn't the title of the play called Seeing Me Like This? Why does everyone here say it's Seeing People Like This!" Audience B: "Hush! Don't tell the screenwriter, he probably doesn't even know what the title is! Just let him think it's Seeing People Like This. Anyway, it's him who is embarrassed! Haha, I'm laughing to death, the screenwriter doesn't even know the name of the play!"

Audience: "No one can find promoters if they don't see it? Didn't you see that their advertisements have reached mainstream platforms?" Author: "No money!" Audience: "Then there is no other way! You can only do it yourself!" Author: "But I think the writing is good, you can really read it ! Anyway, I think you have nothing to do, just for entertainment, it won't take you long anyway!" Audience: "Don't you see that we are busy cheating Internet writers to give us money for promotion? What are we doing by wasting our time? What a joke, aren't you delaying our making money!"

Audience: "You have been writing for a long time, but haven't you noticed that no one reads your book at all?" Author: "Some books are written for others, and some books are for yourself to read. Entertainment is not entertainment for anyone. If you entertain yourself, you can still have a good mood, wouldn't it be wonderful!" Audience: "Do you believe this lie?" Author Author: "No one will read it anyway. What does it mean to tell you or not, whether you believe it or not?" Audience: "Do you believe it or not? Can you tell the truth?" Author: "I can pretend to believe it, you can pretend not to believe it!" Audience: "You pretend to talk to yourself every day, be careful of becoming schizophrenic!"

Audience: "The slow development of your plot exceeds the limit of human imagination. It is simply more boring than the Mexican TV series of the year!" Screenwriter: "Anyway, everyone is watching TV series at double speed, triple speed, and quadruple speed. If I don't slow down the plot and make the plot develop as fast as lightning, I won't turn you all into psychos!"

Early that morning, in the studio, the director stood like a knife behind the camera, waiting for the messy scene layout to be completed. His face was ashen, and he didn't say a word. He looked like a ignited bomb, already on the verge of exploding! The staff at the scene looked at the scene in front of them and did not dare to express their anger. They just accelerated the progress of their work and tried to leave the center of the storm full of right and wrong as soon as possible! For adults, you can hide as far away from things that cause irritation as possible. The wisest way to protect yourself is to act first when things happen! Site manager: "What's going on? Is it because we didn't complete the scene arrangement on time?" Screenwriter: "Probably not! You paid for the dinner and drink last night. Although the director is a small-minded person, he can't turn his back on others so quickly!" > Stage manager: "Is it because the director's detention has been known to the industry, and he feels angry?" Screenwriter: "The main reason for his detention is that the director did not hesitate to test the law in order to realize his artistic pursuit! This is the conscience of the industry, The director should be even more proud if outsiders find out!" Girl Jin Lian: "Is it because I didn't reply to his flirting message yesterday?" Screenwriter: "The director should have known that you were with Mr. Zhao at the time. He knew your inconvenience. As a human being, he should know your difficulties and won't care!" Emperor Yang Jian: "Is it because he didn't grab the red envelope I sent out in the group yesterday?" Screenwriter: "The director has always only loved big money and never cared about small money!" Xiao Miaomiao: "Is it because I talk nonsense every day in the voiceover, and he doesn't like it!" Screenwriter: "The director has always been very caring about the beauties he has not yet succeeded in! Xiao Miaomiao, you can actually take advantage of this opportunity to be more pretentious and coquettish. I guess the director will only be happy and not so angry!" Producer: "Is it because I scolded him severely yesterday, saying that his filming progress was too slow?" Screenwriter: "The director likes you to scold him the most. This is his current life. The source of happiness! If you don't scold him, he will be even more sad!" Queen Dugu: "Is it because you haven't seen me recently that you are on the verge of collapse?" Screenwriter: "Probably not, the director will explode when he sees you, no. It becomes more normal! After all, your relationship is based on mutual use, and there is no credit of love or hatred! Therefore, the director will not go to war for you and become furious!" General Li: "Is it because Xiao Tiantian has a crush on me? Sour and sad, that's why you behave like this?" Screenwriter: "Everyone has a different understanding of beauty. Your food may not be what we like. I can tell you this with certainty and certainty. The director's hobby should still be in the category of the public. His love for you Well, he should be so ashamed!" Leader: "Damn it, this guy just likes me! Why don't I take this opportunity to resign? You guys here are too philanthropic, I really don't like this!" Screenwriter: "I can guarantee this, The director only loves red makeup and will never cut off his sleeves!" Jin Shangshu: "I am playing a eunuch, right?" Screenwriter: "You can rest assured that the director is not that perverted!" Li Ping'er: "Is he treating a little girl like me? Do you have a soft spot? " Screenwriter: "Except for you, the actress in our crew is not plump or fat, so I can guarantee that your worries are unnecessary!" Wang Xiaoya: "Haha, you are overthinking, the director has always secretly liked her! It's me, but I already have a wife, so he is unbearably depressed!" Screenwriter: "Hurry home and prepare dinner. My woman is so scary that the director doesn't even dare to covet it. You don't even think about it, he has so many tricks in my hands, how dare he do such a thing to seek death! " The assistant director, a ninety-year-old grandmother: "Is it because the director likes me? No wonder he asked me to climb a tree. He probably wanted to film the bottom of my skirt. What a pervert!" The screenwriter: "Grandma, don't think too much, the director only likes tender tofu, and he doesn't care about tofu who is over 30 years old. I've always been dismissive!" Assistant director: "Is it because the free actors I hired were either seventy or eighty years old? The director is a little angry!" Screenwriter: "Now for the director, the movies he makes are so bad, as long as there are people who come to watch his movies. , Whether on or off screen, the director welcomes him with both hands and will never be angry." Cha Shui: "Everyone is so silent now. I don't know what the director is talking about! Can I still give him a favor now?" Screenwriter: "You ask me, who should I ask? " Ordering food: "What's going on with lunch? " Screenwriter: "The person who took the money has already burst, and we decided not to eat! " ... Note: Other unimportant crew members are omitted here. Goldbach's conjectures about the origin of the director's anger are one thousand and one times, and the screenwriter's self-righteous explanations are one thousand and two times! ~~~ Director: "Toothache is not a disease, it hurts really badly! Now the scene has been changed and the actors are in their places. Please keep quiet and stop talking. We will start today's shooting immediately. Everyone is ready for action! "

Early that morning, in the studio, the director stood like a knife behind the camera, waiting for the messy scene arrangement to be completed. His face was ashen, and he didn't say a word. He looked like a ignited bomb, already on the verge of exploding! The staff at the scene looked at the scene in front of them and did not dare to express their anger. They just accelerated the progress of their work and tried to leave the center of the storm full of right and wrong as soon as possible! For adults, you can hide as far away from things that cause irritation as possible. The wisest way to protect yourself is to act first when things happen! Site manager: "What's going on? Is it because we didn't complete the scene arrangement on time?" Screenwriter: "Probably not! You paid for the dinner and drink last night. Although the director is a small-minded person, he can't turn his back on others so quickly!" > Stage manager: "Is it because the director's detention has been known to the industry, and he feels angry?" Screenwriter: "The main reason for his detention is that the director did not hesitate to test the law in order to realize his artistic pursuit! This is the conscience of the industry, The director should be even more proud if outsiders find out!" Girl Jin Lian: "Is it because I didn't reply to his flirting message yesterday?" Screenwriter: "The director should have known that you were with Mr. Zhao at the time. He knew your inconvenience. As a human being, he should know your difficulties and won't care!" Emperor Yang Jian: "Is it because he didn't grab the red envelope I sent out in the group yesterday?" Screenwriter: "The director has always only loved big money and never cared about small money!" Xiao Miaomiao: "Is it because I talk nonsense every day in the voiceover, and he doesn't like it!" Screenwriter: "The director has always been very caring about the beauties he has not yet succeeded in! Xiao Miaomiao, you can actually take advantage of this opportunity to be more pretentious and coquettish. I guess the director will only be happy and not so angry!" Producer: "Is it because I scolded him severely yesterday, saying that his filming progress was too slow?" Screenwriter: "The director likes you to scold him the most. This is his current life. The source of happiness! If you don't scold him, he will be even more sad!" Queen Dugu: "Is it because you haven't seen me recently that you are on the verge of collapse?" Screenwriter: "Probably not, the director will explode when he sees you, no. It becomes more normal! After all, your relationship is based on mutual use, and there is no credit of love or hatred! Therefore, the director will not go to war for you and become furious!" General Li: "Is it because Xiao Tiantian has a crush on me? Sour and sad, that's why you behave like this?" Screenwriter: "Everyone has a different understanding of beauty. Your food may not be what we like. I can tell you this with certainty and certainty. The director's hobby should still be in the category of the public. His love for you Well, he should be so ashamed!" Leader: "Damn it, this guy just likes me! Why don't I take this opportunity to resign? You guys here are too philanthropic, I really don't like this!" Screenwriter: "I can guarantee this, The director only loves red makeup and will never cut off his sleeves!" Jin Shangshu: "I am playing a eunuch, right?" Screenwriter: "You can rest assured that the director is not that perverted!" Li Ping'er: "Is he treating a little girl like me? Do you have a soft spot? " Screenwriter: "Except for you, the actress in our crew is not plump or fat, so I can guarantee that your worries are unnecessary!" Wang Xiaoya: "Haha, you are overthinking, the director has always secretly liked her! It's me, but I already have a wife, so he is unbearably depressed!" Screenwriter: "Hurry home and prepare dinner. My woman is so scary that the director doesn't even dare to covet it. You don't even think about it, he has so many tricks in my hands, how dare he do such a thing to seek death! " The assistant director, a ninety-year-old grandmother: "Is it because the director likes me? No wonder he asked me to climb a tree. He probably wanted to film the bottom of my skirt. What a pervert!" The screenwriter: "Grandma, don't think too much, the director only likes tender tofu, and he doesn't care about tofu who is over 30 years old. I've always been dismissive!" Assistant director: "Is it because the free actors I hired were either seventy or eighty years old? The director is a little angry!" Screenwriter: "Now for the director, the movies he makes are so bad, as long as there are people who come to watch his movies. , Whether on or off screen, the director welcomes him with both hands and will never be angry." Cha Shui: "Everyone is so silent now. I don't know what the director is talking about! Can I still give him a favor now?" Screenwriter: "You ask me, who should I ask? " Ordering food: "What's going on with lunch? " Screenwriter: "The person who took the money has already burst, and we decided not to eat! " ... Note: Other unimportant crew members are omitted here. Goldbach's conjectures about the origin of the director's anger are one thousand and one times, and the screenwriter's self-righteous explanations are one thousand and two times! ~~~ Director: "Toothache is not a disease, it hurts really badly! Now the scene has been changed and the actors are in their places. Please keep quiet and stop talking. We will start today's shooting immediately. Everyone is ready for action! "

Early that morning, in the studio, the director stood like a knife behind the camera, waiting for the messy scene arrangement to be completed. His face was ashen, and he didn't say a word. He looked like a ignited bomb, already on the verge of exploding! The staff at the scene looked at the scene in front of them and did not dare to express their anger. They just accelerated the progress of their work and tried to leave the center of the storm full of right and wrong as soon as possible! For adults, you can hide as far away from things that cause irritation as possible. The wisest way to protect yourself is to act first when things happen! Site manager: "What's going on? Is it because we didn't complete the scene arrangement on time?" Screenwriter: "Probably not! You paid for the dinner and drink last night. Although the director is a small-minded person, he can't turn his back on others so quickly!" > Stage manager: "Is it because the director's detention has been known to the industry, and he feels angry?" Screenwriter: "The main reason for his detention is that the director did not hesitate to test the law in order to realize his artistic pursuit! This is the conscience of the industry, The director should be even more proud if outsiders find out!" Girl Jin Lian: "Is it because I didn't reply to his flirting message yesterday?" Screenwriter: "The director should have known that you were with Mr. Zhao at the time. He knew your inconvenience. As a human being, he should know your difficulties and won't care!" Emperor Yang Jian: "Is it because he didn't grab the red envelope I sent out in the group yesterday?" Screenwriter: "The director has always only loved big money and never cared about small money!" Xiao Miaomiao: "Is it because I talk nonsense every day in the voiceover, and he doesn't like it!" Screenwriter: "The director has always been very caring about the beauties he has not yet succeeded in! Xiao Miaomiao, you can actually take advantage of this opportunity to be more pretentious and coquettish. I guess the director will only be happy and not so angry!" Producer: "Is it because I scolded him severely yesterday, saying that his filming progress was too slow?" Screenwriter: "The director likes you to scold him the most. This is his current life. The source of happiness! If you don't scold him, he will be even more sad!" Queen Dugu: "Is it because you haven't seen me recently that you are on the verge of collapse?" Screenwriter: "Probably not, the director will explode when he sees you, no. It becomes more normal! After all, your relationship is based on mutual use, and there is no credit of love or hatred! Therefore, the director will not go to war for you and become furious!" General Li: "Is it because Xiao Tiantian has a crush on me? Sour and sad, that's why you behave like this?" Screenwriter: "Everyone has a different understanding of beauty. Your food may not be what we like. I can tell you this with certainty and certainty. The director's hobby should still be in the category of the public. His love for you Well, he should be so ashamed!" Leader: "Damn it, this guy just likes me! Why don't I take this opportunity to resign? You guys here are too philanthropic, I really don't like this!" Screenwriter: "I can guarantee this, The director only loves red makeup and will never cut off his sleeves!" Jin Shangshu: "I am playing a eunuch, right?" Screenwriter: "You can rest assured that the director is not that perverted!" Li Ping'er: "Is he treating a little girl like me? Do you have a soft spot? " Screenwriter: "Except for you, the actress in our crew is not plump or fat, so I can guarantee that your worries are unnecessary!" Wang Xiaoya: "Haha, you are overthinking, the director has always secretly liked her! It's me, but I already have a wife, so he is unbearably depressed!" Screenwriter: "Hurry home and prepare dinner. My woman is so scary that the director doesn't even dare to covet it. You don't even think about it, he has so many tricks in my hands, how dare he do such a thing to seek death! " The assistant director, a ninety-year-old grandmother: "Is it because the director likes me? No wonder he asked me to climb a tree. He probably wanted to film the bottom of my skirt. What a pervert!" The screenwriter: "Grandma, don't think too much, the director only likes tender tofu, and he doesn't care about tofu who is over 30 years old. I've always been dismissive!" Assistant director: "Is it because the free actors I hired were either seventy or eighty years old? The director is a little angry!" Screenwriter: "Now for the director, the movies he makes are so bad, as long as there are people who come to watch his movies. , Whether on or off screen, the director welcomes him with both hands and will never be angry." Cha Shui: "Everyone is so silent now. I don't know what the director is talking about! Can I still give him a favor now?" Screenwriter: "You ask me, who should I ask? " Ordering food: "What's going on with lunch? " Screenwriter: "The person who took the money has already burst, and we decided not to eat! " ... Note: Other unimportant crew members are omitted here. Goldbach's conjectures about the origin of the director's anger are one thousand and one times, and the screenwriter's self-righteous explanations are one thousand and two times! ~~~ Director: "Toothache is not a disease, it hurts really badly! Now the scene has been changed and the actors are in their places. Please keep quiet and stop talking. We will start today's shooting immediately. Everyone is ready for action! "

Real person B: "What's the situation? There really is no room for maneuver!" Author: "I already know quite clearly that his next home has been found, and his current mood is very wrong. He is probably being pressed very hard! If you don't solve his problem quickly, he will probably be a cannonball and will explode at any time!" Real person B: "Why does that coward of his have such courage? It's not like what he did! He is really audacious! Since he is not impure, then I have to let him leave cleanly. I won't even give him a dime. Anyway, the money I have here is basically made by me, and it has little to do with him!" Screenwriter: "Theoretically, property in marriage is a You can't give him anything!" Real person B: "The company is mine anyway, I can do whatever I want! There's no way he can take away a dime!" Screenwriter: "In this case, are you ready to die together? After all, he knows all your secret ways. He has personally participated in some illegal acts, aren't you afraid?" Real person B: "If his conditions are raised too high, can we try to redeem him? After all, this is not the first time he has encountered this situation?" Screenwriter: "He is no longer the same person as he is now! Years have passed, and he has become what you were back then! If you use the same tactics you used to deal with him now, I feel like it won't work at all. It's better to get separated." , Just like what I am doing now!" Screenwriter: "You must not do this. His current state is already very unstable. You have to use a sharp knife to cut through the mess and deal with this matter immediately. Otherwise, the more he thinks, the worse he will think and the more he will want, and the more trouble you will have in the future!" Real Person B! : "Then I will go through the formalities with him tomorrow to avoid long nights and dreams!" Screenwriter: "The sooner the better, the later will change!" Real person B: "Actually, I really just want to give my daughter a younger brother. I don't want him to be alone. And the Taoist priest from Laoshan really said that my son will achieve very high and outstanding achievements in the future." He can be a great person!" Screenwriter: "Your wish is really good, but if the person who is willing to travel with you is not true love, he must have ulterior motives!" Screenwriter: "This is the middleman I don't want to be the most in my life!"

Audience: "I am handsome and charming, why have no women ever paid attention to me?" Author: "Stay away from me, don't get so close to me!" Audience: "Are you also afraid of being infatuated by my charm? So you don't dare to get too close to me!" Author: "People with bad breath never know that they have bad breath. It's like a mental illness, you never know that you are a mental illness! Brother, your mouth It's so stinky, it's so stinky!" ~~~ Audience: "Why do every girlfriend I find fall on me like the wind, and I can't push him away or step on me? I feel really distressed!" Author: "Stay away from me, don't get so close to me!" Audience: "Are you afraid of being attracted to me? But don't worry, I don't like men. He is an absolute heterosexual!" Author: "Next time you see your girlfriend, don't drive out your Pagani sports car, but your girlfriend will become really interested in you!" ~~~ Audience: "I consider myself a relatively interesting person, why does my wife leave me? The person I like always talks bad about me. Are you calling me shameless?" Author: "Bah... You have the nerve to say that you have three people!" ~~~ Audience: "Why do I still have a harmonious family and a charming wife? Are you yearning for the land of fireworks? " Author: "Be careful that the person who flirts with your wife is not you. As the saying goes, blessings and misfortunes depend on blessings. It is not yet known who your heart's longing for will achieve!"

The gang leader looked at the dark sky and smiled: "The moonlight is so beautiful, I really want to compose a poem!" Xigua asked doubtfully: "Gang leader, am I blind? There is no romance in the moonlight in this black sky! Gang leader, you can actually compose poems, are you serious?" Gang leader: "This is the beautiful moonlight that belongs to our bandits. The darker the moon and the higher the wind, the more beautiful it is! Of course. I am indeed bragging about writing poems. After all, I have only been a bookboy for a few days, but I can only write a few crooked poems!" Xigua: "But I can still only see darkness!" Gang leader: "If you look carefully, it won't be dark... You will see the sky full of golden light, the color of gold!" Are you poor?" Gang leader: "We have never been rich, especially poor recently!" Xigua: "Why do we want to be bandits?" Gang leader: "It's because of the bad reputation of bandits, will it be difficult to find a wife in the future?" The rabbit is not eating the grass next to Xiao Beizi's idea!" Xigua: "Isn't it good for us to be a Taoist monk? The bandit has no future!" The gang leader: "Who said that the bandit has no future?" br> Xigua: "The book says that bandits are all bad people" Gang leader: "Which book?" Xigua: "It said it in "Dang Kou Zhi"!" Gang leader: "Then It's a banned book, don't read it anymore!" Xigua: "Auntie always bullies all of us, she is really a gangster and a kangtou king!" Gang leader: "Your aunt is widowed again and has a bad temper. It's normal!" Xigua: "My aunt behaves very abnormally towards handsome men!" Gang leader: "Your aunt wants to get married early to reduce the pressure on our food rations, let her go!" Gang leader said that you have worked as a book boy for others. Who is that person?" Gang leader: "It seems to be Su Dongpo, he is a ruthless person!" " Xigua: "Then the gang leader became Gao Qiu. It's over, you turned out to be a eunuch." The gang leader: "I made a mistake. In fact, I was the former prince's book boy, low-key and low-key! " Xigua: "You are Qin Hui! I am so ashamed to be with you, I want to run away from home!" "My true identity is the elder brother of the late emperor.！" ："！？" ："，！" ："！" ："？" ："，！"

[The most authentic father] Mother: "You are not blind, so why are all the vegetables you buy rotten?" Father: "I think the food from the hawker downstairs in front of my house is good. I took some from there. It should be good! I see that all the old ladies in our unit are picking vegetables there! They think it is good, I think it is not Wrong!" Mother: "The ones they bought are good, but why are all the ones you bought rotten?" Father: "With my status and status, how can I lie on the ground picking vegetables with those old ladies? I waited for them to finish picking, and then I packed up the rest!" Mother: "Yours!" Does it mean you bought the leftovers?" "It's okay if you understand it that way!" "You can still buy the leftovers for them? Are you stupid? Or really stupid!" There is only one card left, now it's your turn!" Father: "Then I'll play the 3, what do you do?" Mother: "I just have a 4 left, and you lose! But you are stupid, I only have one card left, why did you play the smallest card?" Father: "…"

It's quite interesting hahahaha, keep up the good work

It looks so good, but I just want to curse.